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The tales of an old man

Quite often on Tweaked for your Pleasure I write about things that happens in my life and this is one of these articles.

As I was visiting a town which I am not going to name as I am sure I will get a flood of fans going there, I had quite an interesting chat on the bus coming back. At the bus stop I was sitting on one of the benches listening to South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut on the Sony PlayStation Portable when this old man walks overs.

As it was raining, I picked my bag up that I had with me and moved to the side so that the old man could sit down. However, this man refuses to sit down as the bench was wet at which point he asks me is that the “latest iPhone”. Smiling, I simply said that it was a PSP – a small gaming device.

While I can not remember what we chatted about for the first five minutes or so we finally got chatting about time. Originally he started talking about how it is going to get dark soon. It was at that time he said, you know the sun controls our day and night. I then replied saying it all related to our orbits and the speed of it.

The old man only stopped to think for just a few seconds and went true and then went on to explain the science behind it. Having debated with him, he then went on about what is happening right now in the United Kingdom mostly about jobs.

Having ask me what was the last job I had, I thought to myself that the last time I was physically employed (not including freelance etc) was at New College Stamford. So I said to him I was a teacher for a short bit teaching PHP programming language.

The old man only replied talking about PHP itself and how he used to do some PHP programming for a website he had online. Out of interest, I asked about what website he used to run and his answer was simple – just a simple little blog.

Wanting to find out more about the blog, I asked about it but he went on to explain about how he only had six jobs in his day and one was being in the armed services. He went on to explain how he got into the armed service with military science.

At this time the bus pulled in and we all got on. The old man just sat quietly to himself listening to something on a device I could not see. Having stopped at all the other bus stops other than the one I live at, I decided to pop my head phones back in and listen to the end of South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. Having not felt the bus stop anymore, the bus pulled into the place I live I looked up and the old man was gone.

For just a few minutes if I had to place a name on that old man, I would have said me.


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Ellis, M (2010) The tales of an old man. [online] Tweaked for your Pleasure. Available at: https://snat.co.uk/rants/the-tales-of-an-old-man.html [Accessed 13 Aug 2020]

Going to say this once … REALLY.

Two or maybe three months and already I am being spammed to hell. How the hell people keep getting my personal e-mail address but everyday I will get a flood of e-mails saying how I am going to die unless I e-mail 100 people within an hour or something like that but seeing I do not have that many contacts, posting them here will work … right ?

Let the bullshit begin.

Ghost Under the Bed

Subject: Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: Read before opening picture

This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient in the bed was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman’s death.

It is said that when you receive this image and do not send it to at east five people, the woman will look for you during the night to collect your soul.


A couple in a western suburb area of Sydney received the message and deleted the picture without sending it to at least five people. This couple was murdered by their 15 year old neighbor who claims to have been possessed by the woman. A 28 year old woman in Whittlesay Road, Cambridgeshire, England, was run down by a car driven by another female that fit the description of the woman in the photograph, the police investigation revealed that the murdered lady had received this picture only 4 hours before her untimely death and did not pass it on to at least 5 people.

Wow to think that this women actually could have possibly at least killed four people that forward this e-mail originally. Yes, we have all seen this mass e-mail so who cares because I do not but basically some bitch will kill you if you do not send this e-mail to five people.

Simple reason – she is a attention whore, why else ?

Oh by the way, Google – Bankok Haunted 2: The Unborn and you may notice something “common” with that picture.

Mobile Phone Brain Hack

Hi All,

Its very important news for all of you. Do not pick up calls from the Under given numbers.

9876715587 ,
These numbers will come in red color, if the call comes up from these numbers. Its with very high wave length, and frequency. If a call is received on mobile from these numbers, it creates a very high frequency and it causes brain ham range.

It’s not a joke rather, its TRUE. 27 persons died just on receiving calls from these numbers. Watch Aaj Tak (NEWS), DD News and IBN 7.

Forward this message to all u’r friends and colleagues, and relative

This one is actually quite funny to read for a second. Basically how it works is somehow by a certain phone ringing you it can completely change the firmware on your phone and change the text to red. However if your phone actually did show all the numbers in red anyway then I am guess you are fucked.

And the rest of article follows here

So ya, I do get quite some bullshit sent to me and I know people will not stop doing so and regardless of me blacklisting their IP addresses, e-mail addresses somehow you lot just find more ways to spam me.

Now I am sure you actually had the same done to you so I decided would it not be fun if we actually send a reply back to the sender with this personalise message.


Right then, that’s my little rant for today. Oh right, the meaning of this article. Well the meaning of this article is to STOP SPAMMING ME.

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Ellis, M (2010) Going to say this once … REALLY.. [online] Tweaked for your Pleasure. Available at: https://snat.co.uk/rants/going-to-say-this-once-really.html [Accessed 13 Aug 2020]