It is sad that with great sorrow, a quite a bit of sarcasm, I am announcing the untimely passing of a dear old friend of ours known as common sense. Common sense was once a beloved and building force that helped humans make choices, but it has now been officially declared deceased with its final breath being lost in a flood of Facebook conspiracy posts and TikTok challenges. We are all to indirectly blame for its tragic end as it was brought about due to a combination of neglect, fatal overdose of entitled stupidity and ultimately endless exposure to “influences wisdom|.
It is here we all gather today to remember, and mourn, what it once was.