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… so we survived Doomsday 2012

... so we survived

If you are reading this then you have access to the World Wide Web so listen up. We are the last few of the human race that has survived just like the Mayan said would happen. As you know either a black hole, the Sun blew up, Planet X hit us, zombies has returned, Jesus is here or the Internet isn’t working and civilization is on the edge of dying completely.

So the first thing you got to remember is to find a place to stay. Remember the most important thing to find is to get access to the World Wide Web so you can post online that you survived. The second thing is to want to make sure you take as many photos as you can of any weapons, any food caches you have online so people know it is safe to come to you.
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Flick the switch, you dick

It is not often I find something to moan about but I am sure some people driving in cars paid for their licence and not trying to pass it.

For those that drive, I am sure you are aware on the little blinking lights that exist on your car that flash amber – these tells people such as other drivers which way you are going to turn and this also means that people who might be walking or riding a bike can also see which way you plan on turning.

So lets say you are a driver and you are planning to take a left on a road where you can keep going. You also see a person that is walking and turned around to see what you are doing. Now lets say you are wanting to go left but do not show which way you plan on going.
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Your child is not my problem

It is not often I find things to moan about, it just looks that way by how often I post but today I came across something that I figured was worth writing about.

So today I was in the local town picking up a few things I needed where I came across a women whom was with her child. Now there is not much you can say about that but after I picked some things up, I then went up to the local library so I could pass a few hours until the next bus comes so I can go home where this women and her child once again turns up.
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