lol this, lol that

“Lol // Ligature” by Edgar Rios is licensed under CC BY-NC 4.0

No one that reads Tweaked for your Pleasure would deny that I am terrible when it comes to proofreading anything I write in Engish but when saying “lol” to everything come back into fashion and more importantly why are people using them in the age of emojis?

Is it just me that find saying the following examples insanely annoying to the point that I don’t want to carry on a conversation anymore?

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Legal thief

Having been within the hosting industry I have seen many web hosts oversell their disk space but more importantly their data transfer and ultimately their bandwidth. This article is not about that though as I am sure you can read the horrors of mass overselling on Webhosting Talk but rather more about the oversell of … Read more


You may remember that ages ago that I done an article called “OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIKE!!1” that I decided to do another one to see how much it changed. Well then, let’s do it again. This time however, I thought I would skip anyone that says “asl” right away.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Shalom
Stranger: asl?
You: hows ya ?
You: Oh not another one
You: bye

Meh, you know the score.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you horny? I’m a girl.
You: No, I am not horny.
Not surprised. Okay, let’s do it again.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Anti-everything bastards

What is wrong with this world? It seems that every day there is always someone bitching about getting rid of something just because it is slightly different to their views of it. While the United Kingdom is not the same as the United States in which you can just sue someone because they looked at … Read more

Reason for hating most forum users…

Imagine for a few minutes. You are having a good chat on a forum about something and some user comes along and ruins it all. Yes, I am talking about that 12-year-old child who believes he has worked out the whole of his life and knows everything but once you challenge the person, it always goes something like this …. (the following is an example, not a real-life one though).

User 1 Wrote:

Well, you see that it ain’t even possible at this time to prove. To be honest, if you can tell me on how it all relates together then I would be very interested in reading it.

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Amazing how the world hasn’t changed

The media always is telling us about bad things to come. They are always telling us that the end is coming due to certain reasons such as terrorists, bioweapons, nuclear weapons, and Bush but the fact a lot of people do not seem to understand is that they have ALWAYS been saying that. The media makes its money by staring at people. Let us be honest here. If I published a newspaper or a website that said cute kittens were found safe after having a bath and now smell nice, you would not give a fuck. You may go aww or something but you will not care. However, if I do the same and say “cute kittens create a biological organic weapon (BOW) and say will issue a nuclear strike to the USA within days” you would say oh my god and get worried about it.

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