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Legal thief

Having been within the hosting industry I have seen many web hosts oversell their disk space but more importantly their data transfer and ultimately their bandwidth. This article is not about that though as I am sure you can read the horrors of mass overselling on Webhosting Talk but rather more about the oversell of bandwidth on the backend of the Internet – The Internet Service Providers (ISPs).

It is no secret that Internet Service Providers do over sell their bandwidth as otherwise they would not make as large amount of profit (no matter what ISP tells you, they are lying until they can prove otherwise which they have NOT yet done at the time of posting). They know or rather they hope that not everyone will use their connections at the same time as if they do then they know everything is going to lagging hell.

I am sure your Internet Service provider does the same. Go and check their terms of service and if it says something like the following then you can be sure your Internet Service Provider is overselling.

In order to give the best service possible, we limit your max speeds during peek times in order to allow others to have  a good browsing experience.

What that basically means is the following:

LOL we are so totally over selling our bandwidth and if people starts to try and use what they paid for during peek hours when everyone else is on then our systems is going to crash and burn LOL

Oh and if we see you using to much data transfer out of your unlimited amount which we can not physically supply anyway then we are going to ban you for “excess amount of usage”. Oh and we also do not give your MAC addresses without maxing out your credit card LOLZOALG

Thing is, Internet Service Providers simply can not handle the amount of people they are selling too. They really just hope you do NOT use what you pay for and if you do then they will either cap you further (and then blame it on you are using to much), block you or something on those lines.

I am sure you are now asking – But at least it is cheaper for me. Due to overselling their bandwidth they are passing the savings onto me. Well the answer is no they are not. You are not getting any savings out of it and ultimately, you are losing OUT on what you pay for as you simply can not use it (if you get the full speed in the first place).

And Internet Service Providers will not admit it although everyone knows they do it as simply if they do then customers will moan saying they are not getting what they pay for.

So what happens when you actually complain about your Internet connection being capped. Well, it sounds something like this:

You: Hello. I am currently ringing up wondering why my Internet connection speed is less then 512kbps even though I pay for a 8mb broadband and have a unlimited data transfer plan.

Support: नमस्ते, मेरा नाम एलन है

You: Umm, hello ?

Support: आज मैं तुम्हें कैसे मदद कर सकता

You: Do you speak English ?

Support: क्या आप चाहते हैं कि साथ आलू

You: Can I speak to someone else ?

Support: मैं समर्थन कर रहा हूँ .. me no do ?

You: Can I speak to a manager please ?

Being forwarded please hold…

Manager: مرحبا كيف يمكنني مساعدتك اليوم

You: Oh fuck this shit.

And then when you come to cancelling it the same thing happens. So ya to sum it all up. Internet Service Providers do not provide you with what you are actually paying for and if you use to much then you are kicked off.

Oh well, 3G time I guess.

OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIEK !!1 … AGAIN WTF

You may remember that ages ago that I done an article called “OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIKE!!1” that I decided to do another one to see how much it changed. Well then, let’s do it again. This time however, I thought I would skip anyone that says “asl” right away.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Shalom
Stranger: asl?
You: hows ya ?
You: Oh not another one
You: bye

Meh, you know the score.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you horny? I’m a girl.
You: No, I am not horny.
Not surprised. Okay, let’s do it again.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Anti-everything bastards

What is wrong with this world. It seems that everyday there is always someone bitching about getting rid of something just because it is slightly different to their views of it. While the United Kingdom is not the same as the United States in which you can just sue someone because they looked at you but over here, we just have people bitching.

Do not get me wrong as there are some worthy things to debate against such as lowering fees on PayPal donations but come on, do you really need to setup a anti group just because you tripped on the road and hurt yourself because you was drunk and just do not want to look like a loser so you go blaming everything else ?

Well of course you are not going to admit you just suck so you start a group (very often on Facebook with the name like this: IM AGANEST NOT PANETNG AL TEH ROADS PINK AS IT DOES NOT LOK CUTE!!11111! WTF LOL). After some time, the group will gain a lot of members whom does not actually give a fuck but rather just joining it as they have nothing better to be doing with their time at it is at this time, the creator of that group will create a website.

Thing is though, when will people learn that no one actually gives a shit about your anti-whatever group and even more so if it is a Facebook group. Really, no one actually gives a shit that you think that something should be stopped. If you actually want to change something, actually go out there and lobby someone arse until the people that can make a differences actually gives a shit. Do not just go on Facebook and expect the world to jump on.

Umm, makes me wonder. Is this article an anti-anti people or a Facebook rant. Well, we will never know or care. Speaking of which, I got an idea. Let’s start an anti-anti people group to say to those people whom creates anti-groups because of whatever they fucked up on and do not want to look bad that we do not actually give a shit. Just do not do it on Facebook though or any other social network sites.

Man, I do hate social networking at times.

Reason for hating most forum users…

Imagine for a few minutes. You are having a good chat on a forum about something and some user comes along and ruin it all. Yes, I am talking about that 12 year old child whom believes he had worked out the whole of life and knows everything but once you challege the person, it always goes something like this …. (the follow is an example, not a real life one though).

User 1 Wrote:

Well, you see that it ain’t even possible at this time to prove. To be honest, if you can tell me on how it all relates together then I would be very interested in reading it.

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Amazing how the world hasn’t changed

The media always is telling us about bad things to come. They are always telling us that the end is coming due to certain reasons such as terrorists, bioweapons, nuclear weapons, Bush but the fact a lot of people do not seem to understand is that they ALWAYS been saying that. The media makes it money by staring people. Lets be honest here. If I published a newspaper or a website that said cute kittens was found safe after having a bath and now smell nice, that you would not really give a fuck. You may go aww or something but you will not care. However if I do the same and say”cute kittens creates a biological organic weapon (BOW) and says will issue a nuclear strike to the USA within days” you would say oh my god and get worried about it.
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Don’t blame me for my son Matt

I honestly dunno how many times I have heard this excuse (and yes, I am using MYSELF in a real life example from the past);

“Your child is failing English”

“Oh is there anything I can do ?”

“No, your child has ADD and there is little you can do”

“Fair enough, give my child tons of drugs and see what happens”

When will parents grow up and see that labeling your child with ADD will not make everything go away and honestly, it makes you look like very bad parents. Now, I know someone will ADD will say something like “But its true, I have ADD – lol” and I will save you the time, SO DO I.
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