So the other day I was wandering around town when just like anybody else, I decided that I needed a drink. So I walked into Morrisons and having been “somewhat” careful of drinking sugar lately I went to buy a Coco-Cola Zero because when cold it does kinda taste like the original Cola.
So anyhow I bought it and went outside the shopping area, went to the bus stop and then sat down and opened up the bottle when a random woman who had a couple of children with her decision to say quite loudly the following:
HOW DARE YOU DRINK THAT IN FRONT OF MY CHILD!