OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIEK !!1 … AGAIN WTF

You may remember that ages ago that I done an article called “OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIKE!!1” that I decided to do another one to see how much it changed. Well then, let’s do it again. This time however, I thought I would skip anyone that says “asl” right away.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Shalom
Stranger: asl?
You: hows ya ?
You: Oh not another one
You: bye

Meh, you know the score.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you horny? I’m a girl.
You: No, I am not horny.

Not surprised. Okay, let’s do it again.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: hows ya
Stranger: fine howya`?
You: Meh. Quite bored
You: Nothing to do nowadays
Stranger: mee to
Stranger: wher u from?
You: UK. You ?
Stranger: norway
Stranger: f or m?
You: Male. Why is it that everyone on here is always intereted in which age, sex and location the other person is from/is ?
Stranger: dont know.. quite irritating sometimes. guess i have just been like them..Ã‚Â�
Stranger: sorry you dont need to anser..
Stranger: …..
You: Nah, was just wondering.
You: It is just I heard “asl” so many times today lol
You: You had a good day anyhows ?
Stranger: nja.. here in norway it is very cold.. brrr
Stranger: you then?
You: Nah. Been bored all day.
You: But quite warm
Stranger: hmm. in my dreams:P
You: lol
You: Umm. Linux is moaning saying it needs updating.
You: Something to do later I guess XD
Stranger: yea lol
You: You use Linux or nah ?
Stranger: what is it?
You: Linux is an open source operating system based on UNIX.
You: Basically, it’s free for anyone to use.
You: Anyhows, it was nice chatting but I have to go. Enjoy your day
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: bye

Well, that was a bit more civil … I guess. Only final one, but lets see if we can get one final “big” one (thanks Ricko).

You: hello
You: do you like building houses out of pineapples? i do it professionally
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Right, let get it right. If you be random they quit yet if they are random, they expect you to stay. Ya ….

Okay, I lied. Let’s do another one.

Stranger: hi
You: you’ve got to help me, my parrot killed my elephant
Stranger: oh mah god
Stranger: how?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Okay, one more honest.

You: UNDERPANTS UNITE
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I’m hot?
You: …COOL STORY, BRO
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
You have disconnected.

So what have I learnt. Well, I have learnt that they haven’t actually changed and that most people on there just happened to turn 18 and just happen to about to start a webcam chat and that I professionally build houses out of pineapples whom parrot killed my elephant. Btw, incase you are interesting that I actually tried it 10 times. Often, all I got was the following.

Stranger: hello
You: Hey

Until next time (which I doubt it, I am actually getting bored with this so stop requesting it).

Publish on March 12th, 2010

Wild Cat Says:
March 12th, 2010 at 9:16 pm

which I doubt it, I am actually getting bored with this so stop requesting it

lol

some one was actually requesting this? :O

Why don't they just try and get on that site themselves to "chat"?

[Reply]

Snat reply:
March 12th, 2010 at 10:04 pm

Yep, someone found out that request snat.co.uk exist :@

Anyhows, I won't be updating it again just like the funny pictures one I was doing as I felt they was just getting old.

Snat reply:
March 14th, 2010 at 11:21 pm

@Snat,
To all those e-mailing me, FINE I WILL DO ONE MORE.

Wild Cat reply:
March 15th, 2010 at 12:52 am

@Snat,
lol…….

Wild Cat Says:
March 14th, 2010 at 2:26 pm

lol so I tried it again too…….

I had a few weirdos like:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: a
You: b
Stranger: c
You: d
Stranger: e
You: lol
Stranger: haha
You: how are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm horny, hard and big, asl?
You: Good for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

then I had this one….

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: ok I guess
You: you?
Stranger: im well
You: what's the weather like where you are?
Stranger: its good
Stranger: and ur ?
Stranger: cold
You: sunny, about 10Â°C
You: so quite warm I guess
Stranger: of course
Stranger: what about u ?
You: what about me
You: I'm warm too
Stranger: haha
Stranger: asl ?
You: watching Iceroad truckers…lol
You: dunno if I spelled that correct
Stranger: okay
You: didnt know that they also had a female driver……… first time I see her
You: she's pretty too
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: in my country was
You: all the men are quite ugly on there
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: male or female ?
You: who?
Stranger: u
You: does it matter?
Stranger: no
You:
You: so what are you up to
Stranger: where are u from?
You: planet Earth
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: me too
Stranger: haha
You: I'm human
Stranger: me too
You: ok that's good
You: so what are you up to
Stranger: i luv kidding
You: me too……. when I'm in the mood
You: so what are you up to ?
You: other than chatting here to complete strangers?
You: do you do this often?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: everyday ;D
You: why?
Stranger: because i like
Stranger: and u ?
You: it is quite rare that you actually speak to some one with half a brain on here…
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: usually I am more bored after I come here than before to be honest, only done it a few times
Stranger: hahaha
Connection imploded.