OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIEK !!1 … AGAIN WTF

You may remember that ages ago that I done an article called “OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIKE!!1” that I decided to do another one to see how much it changed. Well then, let’s do it again. This time however, I thought I would skip anyone that says “asl” right away.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Shalom
Stranger: asl?
You: hows ya ?
You: Oh not another one
You: bye

Meh, you know the score.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you horny? I’m a girl.
You: No, I am not horny.
Not surprised. Okay, let’s do it again.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: hows ya
Stranger: fine howya`?
You: Meh. Quite bored
You: Nothing to do nowadays
Stranger: mee to
Stranger: wher u from?
You: UK. You ?
Stranger: norway
Stranger: f or m?
You: Male. Why is it that everyone on here is always intereted in which age, sex and location the other person is from/is ?
Stranger: dont know.. quite irritating sometimes. guess i have just been like them..¨
Stranger: sorry you dont need to anser..
Stranger: …..
You: Nah, was just wondering.
You: It is just I heard “asl” so many times today lol
You: You had a good day anyhows ?
Stranger: nja.. here in norway it is very cold.. brrr
Stranger: you then?
You: Nah. Been bored all day.
You: But quite warm 😉
Stranger: hmm. in my dreams:P
You: lol
You: Umm. Linux is moaning saying it needs updating.
You: Something to do later I guess XD
Stranger: yea lol
You: You use Linux or nah ?
Stranger: what is it?
You: Linux is an open source operating system based on UNIX.
You: Basically, it’s free for anyone to use.
You: Anyhows, it was nice chatting but I have to go. Enjoy your day 🙂
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: bye

Well, that was a bit more civil … I guess. Only final one, but lets see if we can get one final “big” one (thanks Ricko).
You: hello
You: do you like building houses out of pineapples? i do it professionally
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Right, let get it right. If you be random they quit yet if they are random, they expect you to stay. Ya ….
Okay, I lied. Let’s do another one.
Stranger: hi
You: you’ve got to help me, my parrot killed my elephant
Stranger: oh mah god
Stranger: how?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Okay, one more honest.
You: UNDERPANTS UNITE
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I’m hot?
You: …COOL STORY, BRO
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
You have disconnected.
So what have I learnt. Well, I have learnt that they haven’t actually changed and that most people on there just happened to turn 18 and just happen to about to start a webcam chat and that I professionally build houses out of pineapples whom parrot killed my elephant. Btw, incase you are interesting that I actually tried it 10 times. Often, all I got was the following.
Stranger: hello
You: Hey
Until next time (which I doubt it, I am actually getting bored with this so stop requesting it).