Zombie Apocalypse – Who wouldn’t love it?

In our modern culture, zombies are very common and hell, even most religions have stories about the dead walking on the land once again. I am sure that most people here will just laugh and say that such things will not ever exist but the fact that “scientifically” we are heading towards being able to “create” zombies. Such reasons are below and sure, the top three would not create a walking undead but the bottom two could do so.

  • Brain Parasites
  • Neurotoxins
  • “The Real Rage” Virus
  • Neurogenesis
  • Nanobots

Now, we do not bother with the science behind it or the reasons it may happen as we just do not care but for whatever reason, it has happened and to be honest, who here would not like it?

One of the first things is that society will always break down and that people will go on their way. Sure, the Governments will try to do something but they will either fail or win against the zombies. If they win, great we all get to live on with our lives again but if they fail that is where the fun starts. The first thing we will see when the Governments fail is anarchy everywhere and then we will see small gangs, clans and so fore. These will typically fight each other in random wars in trying to gain control of something but anyhow for whatever reason they are fighting themselves.

During all of this is where the likes of you and me would be involved. After some time, things would have settled down and you would either be one of them, in a gang or you would be by yourself or a small group of friends. You would end up having to fight to survive and after some time, people will start to form societies again and cultures but of this, the zombies are still out there trying to kill people.

For the rest of your life (or for some unknown time), you would be fighting zombies and think about it that it would be the first time in your life you likely would feel guilt free and better yet – It is even “politically correct”!

Of course, there are bound to be quite a few “Undead Human Rights” (The word Zombie might offend them) that will go around saying randomly killing zombies is not the way to solve the issue and that we should live together or something like that but of course, no one will give a shit about what they think during these times.

But it will not go on forever as it will end in sadly only two ways. The first way would be that the few humans that are still alive to kill off / solve/cure the zombie problem and then mankind goes back to rebuilding itself. The next one would be that humans just hid off and finally dies out or that maybe the zombies just win for whatever reason.

Who wins is not a matter but for the short time that it is happening, it would give me an excuse to walk around with a katana and a Mark XIX Desert Eagle. Now, if that happened and let’s be honest, the chances are near to nothing at the mo what would YOU do and more importantly, would you enjoy it?

Need to reference?

Ellis, M. (2010). Zombie Apocalypse – Who wouldn’t love it?. [online] Snat's Narratives & Tales. Available at: https://snat.co.uk/rants/zombie-apocalypse-who-wouldnt-love-it.html [Accessed 07 Dec 2023].

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