Although I did not originally plan to write a review about Metal Gear Solid: HD Collection, I have been flooded with emails asking what I think about it, I decided it is worth posting here and I am going to sum it up in a few words and then do an actual review below in case you are in a hurry.
If you have the originals, this is not worth getting unless you fancy Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker on the Playstation 3.
And now the review and like any other review, I am going to review the game as if there is no original to compare it too so you get to know about the game itself rather than what “has been improved”. Continue reading →
Superheroes are something a lot of children used to dream about being when they are much younger and I am sure one that everything has at least heard about is Superman. Amazingly it seems that with superpowers you actually become a super douche and if you are confused, let me explain.
As you can see on the panel on the right that one time Superman explained to Batman about how his parents died and I would be guessing that Superman thought it would be funny (wait until later) to not save Batman parents lives but finally Superman decides to tell Batman for some reason.
You may be thinking to yourself that is not so bad, but you would think seeing that Superman (Superboy then ?) would have been able to see Batman’s parents deaths right seeing that he had a telescope that could see into the future.
So not telling Bruce Wayne (Batman) that he will see his parents get shot right in front of him, he is way more interested in bragging about what he will become in the future. He may have also seen everything else that happens in the future such as world events, terrorism and such but Nah, he is way more interested in what he will become. Oh, and how does a kid get such a thing anyway.
It would not be so bad if Superman was just taking the piss with Batman but sadly it does not end there. Remember how Superman is meant to be very strong and much more and you would think that if physical force was needed for something he would do it.
But you are wrong if you were thinking that. Not only does Superman put his feet up, but his face is basically just saying “LOL” while he just sits there grinning. Batman does the same but man, he is a whole completely different story which I will not post in this article.
So you may be thinking he does not do a lot and that he does not do it to anyone he loves but you would be mistaken again.
Superman has a really bad habit of always killing Lois when something happens between them. Really, you would be surprised at how many times he “accidentally” killed her so many times. I can see him explaining to the police and they just go “whatever”.
Well, killing someone is bad at the end of the day, but he does not stop there. Superman has another habit of “killing himself” just because he does not get what he wants.
You would be surprised at how often he does this. There is the one on the right and there are so many others just because Superman could not get what he wanted. Although I am guessing him doing that is far better than actually threatening to rape someone. Although if that is what happened to you just there, I would feel sorry for what he does to this person here (Image: Click here)
Oh ya, Superman cheats on pretty much everyone but I am too lazy to keep putting more cover pages in.
Maybe it is all because he is an alien, but Superman is also well-known to not let people have any friends at all but a lot of times he would physically beat someone else up just because they either became friends with someone else or became friends with one of this friends.
Wow, what a case of a really bad ego trip but it does not stop there at all. Of course, Superman just does what he wants and if that includes randomly destroying the rails that a running train is currently using but hey he is Superman he can do whatever he wants!
Although that being said, not only does he like randomly doing stuff but he even takes over the world at one point (well, he actually takes over the world a few times but this one has him wearing the Pope hat).
By now you may be thinking you’ve seen a lot, but it really does get more random. At one time, Superman (or Superboy) even took on and became Hitler … no, I am not making this up.
Superman being Hitler would have actually explained a lot of things and it would have told us why Superman acted how he was but on further research, I found out that Superman’s father was also a cunt.
Actually, his father acting like that would have explained everything. It would make me wonder what his father was actually like. Come on, who in their right mind would send a dog into space for whatever reason it may have been.
No wonder Superman is all fucked up in the head but hey, he is not the only one as even Supergirl turns her former boyfriends into stone which seems to be regardless of the reason they may have broken up for.
But there is still sweetness in it all. While Superman may have done all these bad things during his life that he has stood on trial so many times before for many crimes but he never actually seems to have anything happen to him which is actually quite sad to hear.
So yes, in like of all this – yes, Superman really is a cunt and it runs down his family bloodline. That, or I have just taken all the front covers and such out of context.
The media always is telling us about bad things to come. They are always telling us that the end is coming due to certain reasons such as terrorists, bioweapons, nuclear weapons, Bush but the fact a lot of people do not seem to understand is that they ALWAYS been saying that. The media makes it money by staring people. Lets be honest here. If I published a newspaper or a website that said cute kittens was found safe after having a bath and now smell nice, that you would not really give a fuck. You may go aww or something but you will not care. However if I do the same and say”cute kittens creates a biological organic weapon (BOW) and says will issue a nuclear strike to the USA within days” you would say oh my god and get worried about it. Continue reading →