As of today, I am pleased to say I am The Much Honoured Irvine Carbrey Pal Grant Mac Fhionnlaigh of Kincavel and you all …. wait someone else is already a laird of Kincavel and I can’t use it? Can I keep the Irvi… no okay.
So I have heard a lot more about people selling land which allows you to become a laird – I even looked back at it in 2007 and wondered if it was actually legal to actually buy a title. If you are wondering what I am on about check this link – Buy a Laird Title from a company you think would actually research it.
As many people may know from reading Tweaked for your Pleasure, I do tend to eat a lot of fast food and other non healthy food. I am sure many of the reasons why people do tend to these food like this is mostly for two reasons;
They do not have time to make healthier food (although it is NOT that hard nor long to do).
They believe that the “healthy” food does not taste as good.
While I can understand the first option, it is the second option I do not understand. While I will agree food like that does taste very nice but it does not last. Now I am not sure if I am the only person who this happens too but when I am eating something like chips & cheese that I will enjoy while a lot of it but after a while I start to get a salty sickly taste that will start to appear. Continue reading →
While I have always moaned about public transport in the past, there are times I have needed to use them for whatever purpose it was. Anyhow this story is not another bus one but rather what happened at the bus stop.
First, we need to put a picture into your mind and what better way than using crappy paint drawings.
So in your mind, you should now be thinking of a demonic-looking me and while I may have not looked like that physically, it is at least how I must have looked to the random people who walked by.
So I was in my local town for what I was recalling for shopping purposes when I finally got to the bus stop around half an hour before the bus should officially come. Having missed out on a pound coin for the bus, I asked a friend who was there if he had a spare pound coin or else I would have to go to the bank and withdraw. Thankfully he did and he passed it over and I put it into my left coat pocket. Continue reading →
Even in the days of social networks, e-mail addresses have been the main method of people sending messages over the Internet as it works much like the common postage system that most countries has. I do not need to explain e-mails to you but much like an address, e-mails too can change and when they do, people can lose contact.
You might wonder why the hell I am even saying this or may simply not care but as you may know the original URL of Tweaked for your Pleasure used to run on a CJB.NET sub domain (snat.cjb.net) and I used to run my personal e-mails from that domain. Well the other day I was on the CJB.NET website and re-registered a sub-domain I used to "own" which still get loads of link back. Well after register the sub domain again, I decided to have a quick look at CJB.NET settings for snat.cjb.net to make sure the redirect to Snat.co.uk was still working.
Well after looking at it I discovered that snat.cjb.net MX records was still pointing to a mail server that I still had access too (thanks The Hosting for never actually deleting my mailing account even though you closed down, ran away and scammed your clients) and that the mail accounts was still alive. So I decide to load my former CJB.NET shell account and not setting up my e-mail account in Evolution Mail as CJB.NET shell still had all the passwords setup and I could not remember them for the life of me.
Either way, I loaded up my former mail client and after waiting a bit, I found I had around 2500 new e-mails with people wondering why I am no longer replying to e-mails and a lot of other e-mails from the likes of OpenDNS, GoDaddy and other places I never bothered changing my e-mail.
There is not really a point to this article other than if you change your e-mail, at least tell people about it because lately a lot of people have changed their e-mail whom I know and very few have actually bothered to tell me what it is so I could update my records and then wonder why they never get any e-mails.
On a side note I have seen more and more people spamming their URL in the website box and then slightly "followed" the topic at hand in the comments. I would recommend you to read this again before you do – Comment Guide Lines.
Superheroes are something a lot of children used to dream about being when they are much younger and I am sure one that everything has at least heard about is Superman. Amazingly it seems that with superpowers you actually become a super douche and if you are confused, let me explain.
As you can see on the panel on the right that one time Superman explained to Batman about how his parents died and I would be guessing that Superman thought it would be funny (wait until later) to not save Batman parents lives but finally Superman decides to tell Batman for some reason.
You may be thinking to yourself that is not so bad, but you would think seeing that Superman (Superboy then ?) would have been able to see Batman’s parents deaths right seeing that he had a telescope that could see into the future.
So not telling Bruce Wayne (Batman) that he will see his parents get shot right in front of him, he is way more interested in bragging about what he will become in the future. He may have also seen everything else that happens in the future such as world events, terrorism and such but nah, he is way more interested in what he will become. Oh, and how does a kid get such a thing anyway.
It would not be so bad if Superman was just taking the piss with Batman but nah it does not end there. Remember how Superman is meant to be very strong and much more and you would think that if physical force was needed for something he would do it.
But you are wrong if you were thinking that. Not only does Superman put his feet up, but his face is basically just saying “LOL” while he just sits there grinning. Batman does the same but man, he is a whole completely different story which I will not post in this article.
So you may be thinking he does not do a lot and that he does not do it to anyone he loves but you would be mistaken again.
Superman has a really bad habit of always killing Lois when something happens between them. Really, you would be surprised at how many times he “accidentally” killed her so many times. I can see him explaining to the police and they just go “whatever”.
Well, killing someone is bad at the end of the day, but he does not stop there. Superman has another habit of “killing himself” just because he does not get what he wants.
You would be surprised at how often he does this. There is the one on the right and there so many others just because Superman could not get what he wanted. Although I am guessing him doing that is far better than actually threatening to rape someone. Although if that is what happened to you just there, I would feel sorry for what he does to this person here (Image: Click here)
Oh ya, Superman cheats on pretty much everyone but I am too lazy to keep putting more cover pages in.
Maybe it is all because he is an alien, but Superman is also well-known to not let people have any friends at all but a lot of times he would physically beat someone else up just because they either became friends with someone else or became friends with one of this friends.
Wow, what a case of a really bad ego trip but it does not stop there at all. Of course, Superman just does what he wants and if that includes randomly destroying the rails that a running train is currently using but hey he is Superman he can do whatever he wants!
Although that being said, not only does he like randomly doing stuff but he even takes over the world at one point (well, he actually takes over the world a few times but this one has him wearing the Pope hat).
By now you may be thinking you seen a lot, but it really does get more random. At one time, Superman (or Superboy) even took on and became Hitler … no, I am not making this up.
Superman being Hitler would have actually explained a lot of things and it would have told us why Superman acted how he was but on further research, I found out that Superman’s father was also a cunt.
Actually, his father acting like that would have explained everything. It would make me wonder what his father was actually like. Come on, who in their right mind would send a dog into space for whatever reason it may have been.
No wonder Superman is all fucked up in the head but hey, he is not the only one as even Supergirl turns her former boyfriends into stone which seems to be regardless of the reason they may have broken up for.
But there is still sweetness in it all. While Superman may have done all these bad things during his life that he has stood on trial so many times before for many crimes but he never actually seems to have anything happen to him which is actually quite sad to hear.
So yes, in like of all this – yes, Superman really is a cunt and it runs down his family bloodline. That, or I have just taken all the front covers and such out of context.
Man this is just something that no one will shut the fuck up about. It seems that everyone whom has a Facebook account also has added the farmville application and seems to spend much of their private life (and even work life) on farmvillie.
It will be of no surprise to you lot that I have a Facebook account that is rarely used and pretty much only serves to say in contact with a few people that does not have a MSN account. However pretty much everyone on my Facebook list has at least once invited me to join Farmville so I can become a Ã¢â‚¬Å“neighbourÃ¢â‚¬ and help them grow or something on those lines.
Firstly that application has to be the most attention seeking whore I have ever seen. It seems whenever someone makes a click that it has to report to everyoneÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Facebook profile Ã¢â‚¬Å“UR FREIND HAS CLIKAD ON SOMA SHIT!!1!11! LOL DO U WANT 2 JOIN IN ??!??! OMGÃ¢â‚¬.
I have also heard from people that they say the game is very addictive and very fun but you know what you could do which would be better off for everyone Ã¢â‚¬â€œ FARMING. You know you COULD go outside and become a farmer and deal with all the legal problems and much more stuff which Farmville just doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t even get into. Hell I am sure that people in the 3rd world would love to play Farmville Ã¢â‚¬¦ oh wait, they play itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s prequel everyday while they fight to stay alive.
Going back to it being a attention whore, I really can not stress enough on how much it tries to spam the shit out of you so that one day you just give up and add the application only to find out that it has started to spam your other friends. You see, I log into Facebook to see if anyone actually done something interesting and not find a fucking cow.
Anyway, I will sum up this article. I HATE Farmville and before I get these comments Ã¢â‚¬Å“Everyone’s entitled to their own opinionÃ¢â‚¬ that I will answer this. No shit you get your own opinion but you donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t come on here to read yours do you ?