FAQ

I am honestly so surprised on how many people actually knows my e-mail address. I am sure someone is posting it around that doesn’t like me but anyhows rather then people keep bugging me, here are some common questions so read them and get out of here.

Question 1: Who actually owns the website ?

The owner of Tweaked for your Pleasure is Matthew Ellis. There is no co-owner or anything. Some people seems to mistake Patrick also owns the website but that is not correct.

Question 2: How old is this website ?

Started in 2002. Click here to view the history of Tweaked for your Pleasure.

Question 3: I want to use one of your articles in a local paper. Can I ?

Yes. Just make sure that I am clearly listed as the original writer with a link to the article online. Nothing is allowed to be changed. You may quote parts and common on them, but you can not edit what I wrote.

Question 4: I want to buy the rights to one of your articles. How can I do it ?

Fuck off
Other questions will be published as I am sure people will keep sending me them.

Question 5: What was the most stupid thing you ever done ?

Well, I would not call it stupid but I did once set my hand on fire when dealing with ester in a biology laboratory. Sadly, the only one that noticed was Olga but didn’t seem to care too much. Although Wendy did actually ask if I was okay.

Question 6: I actually hear from some people you are a lovely person. Is this true ?

No, all lies.

Question 7: Well I see your site is quite famous in some ways so just asking if your website ever been banned ?

Yes, it has. The follow are confirmed.

• China.
• Iran.
• UK (British Public Library) ~ Have to add it seems to be 50/50.
• Websense
• NetLinc

Any others, let me know.