The $5 Battle

This is one of these times I really wish I did not create a public e-mail address for MSN, Gtalk etc. Enjoy.

Terry: hi matt there ?

Me: Hey. And you are ?

Terry: im terry. i know you from a forum

Me: A forum ?

Terry: yes. i need to bowrrow some money

Me: Which forum ?

Terry: Rolfa lol man. look i just need some money.

Me: Forumer, Just a Community, Webhosting Talk ?

Terry: no. you going to help or not as gdad died and i need money to bury him

Me: I am sure you do.

Terry: rely i do. i even can show you the body.

Me: Not sure if I should be bothered more by the fact you want money or have a dead body near you.

Me: Well good luck with that.

Terry: look pze man. i just need a bit of cash to bury him.

Me: Oh boo hoo.

Terry: oh k fine. i just need some cash for a domains. can you help ?

Me: And why should I help you for ?

Terry: me and some frieds going to get a domain from a dude.

Me: Oh right. Well good luck with that. Mind me asking what domain you want to get ?

Terry: only if you cough up some cash.

Me: Tell me first, I have little interest in playing games with you.

Terry: kkkk

Terry: gona buy direct from the shithead owner

Me: Umm, are you aware you are talking to someone who is using a e-mail ?

Terry: and faggot ?

Terry: I can easy get any e-mail I want. e ven microsfots !!

Me: Jonny ?

Terry has disconnected.

I am guessing Jonny is back once again. At least he isn’t a millionaire this time. From what I have heard, he has done this to quite a lot of other people as well. I am guessing he is back to scamming again.

Need to reference?

Ellis, M. (2010). The $5 Battle. [online] Snat's Narratives & Tales. Available at: [Accessed 07 Dec 2023].

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