Zombie Apocalypse – Who wouldn’t love it ?

In our modern culture, zombies are very common and hell, even most religions have stories about the dead walking on the land once again. I am sure that most people here will just laugh and say that such things will not ever exist but the fact that “scientifically” we are heading towards being able to “create” zombies. Such reasons are below and sure, the top three would not create a walking undead but the bottom two could actually do so.

  • Brain Parasites
  • Neurotoxins
  • “The Real Rage” Virus
  • Neurogenesis
  • Nanobots

Now, we wo not bother with the science behind it or the reasons it may happen as we really just do not care but for whatever reason it has happened and to be honest, who here would not like it ?zombie

One of the first things is that society will always break down and that people will go on their own way. Sure, the Governments will try to do something but they will either fail or win against the zombies. If they win, great we all get to live on with our lives again but if they fail that is where the fun starts. The first thing we will see when the Governments fail is anarchy everywhere and then we will see small gangs, clans and so fore. These will typically fight each other in random wars in trying to gain control of something but anyhow for whatever reason they are fighting themselves.

During all of this is where the likes of you and me would be involved. After some time, things would have settled down and you would either be one of the them, in a gang or you would be by yourself or a small group of friends. You would end up having to fight to survive and after some time, people will start to form societies again and culture but of this the zombies are still out there trying to kill people.

For the rest of your life (or for some unknown time), you would be fighting zombies and think about it that it would be the first time in your life you likely would feel guilt free and better yet – It is even “politically correct” !

Of course, there is bound to be quite a few “Undead Human Rights” (The word Zombie might offend them) that will go around saying randomly killing zombies is not the way to solve the issue and that we should live together or something like that but of course, no one will actually give a shit about what they think during these times.

But it will not go on forever as it will end in sadly only two ways. The first way would be that the few humans that are still alive with kill off / solve / cure the zombie problem and then mankind goes back to rebuilding itself. The next one would be that humans just hid off and finally dies out or that maybe the zombies just wins for whatever reason.

Who wins is not really a matter but for the short time that it is happening, it would give me an excuse to walk around with a katana and a Mark XIX Desert Eagle. Now, if this actually happened and lets be honest, the chances are near to nothing at the mo what would YOU do and more importantly, would you enjoy it ?

(I been writing on this blog for 8 years now, it is about time I wrote something about zombies is not it ?)

30 thoughts on “Zombie Apocalypse – Who wouldn’t love it ?

  1. blackstar

    Well where I live there is pretty much nothing of interest going on, so a zombie attack would liven things up a bit lol

    I would probably get my neighbours machete, and then run down the road to my grandads house and get his elephant gun, and then have some good old zombie shooting fun :p

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  2. popmanw

    Firstly, I have to admit I would be scared yes. I would want to speak to others I know first and use the Internet (aka this blog) to see what others are doing and any plans.

    However, no matter what, I would fight back against the zombies. I would try to avoid bumping into gangs bit if I did, I would ensure I always have a) something to trade with them and b) a good line to say about why we are fighting each other when there are zombies to kill haha.

    My first job would be to visit (or get into) a shop or supermarket for supplies. My dad has some shotguns etc and so does my neighbour. Cricket bats and metal poles in our garden will be handy too.

    So yesh, I would be worried (Snat knows that for sure, I'm always panicking) but I would fight back. Wow It'l be like James Bond…only zombies, close right ?xD

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    1. Snat

      Well, I am sure someone would put it on YouTube or hell it would be on Digg it but if zombies was attacking that the last thing I would be worried about is the Internet. But then again, this website might actually work if a zombie was actually running this.

      I can see it now if I was a zombie.

      Title: AArrraAAGHHHH
      Text: Aarahggghggggh u…p…g….r…..a…..d….e.e.e ARagh sscccc crrr reeee www it

      😀

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      1. popmanw

        Remember, always save one bullet, one with your name on it. Thats the one when things get to bad. The bas***ds aint taking me with them! 😉

      2. Snat

        That's the pussy way 😛

        What you want to do is have a bomb near by. At least it would be pretty fireworks for the children near by that would be caught in all this (you seen the movies, there is that one kid that always screams and gives away their locations and you always hope that kid gets killed but never does).

        Man, talking about bombs, guns and exploding laptops, I am gonna be surprised if the current datacenter keeps this website online (haha)

      3. blackstar

        Of course, if I did have time to prepare, I would probably have gotten a sniper rifle from somewhere, go to a high building and just play sniper till I run out of ammo. I mean hey, if I'm gonna die, might as well have some fun while I'm still alive, right? 😛

      4. Snat

        PSG-1 will do or at the very little choice, an Russian SVD would do the trick.

        But, then again if you was in London I am sure you could pick those up easily lol

  3. Wild Cat

    I am sure that most people here will just laugh and say that such things will not ever exist but the fact that “scientifically” we are heading towards being able to “create” zombies. Such reasons are below and sure, the top three wouldn’t create a walking undead but the bottom two could actually do so.

    * Brain Parasites
    * Neurotoxins
    * “The Real Rage” Virus
    * Neurogenesis
    * Nanobots

    hmm….. this is interesting……..

    but if it were to happen, if these "walking undead" really became a reality, who's to say that they would be running around the streets trying to kill people? You are just going by the sick stories that are shown in the horrors and that is not exactly a fact that it would really happen that way…


    Now, we won’t bother with the science behind it or the reasons it may happen as we really just don’t care but for whatever reason – it has happened and to be honest, who here wouldn’t like it ?

    I wouldn't……. and I bet there are many others that wouldn't…..


    If they win, great we all get to live on with our lives again but if they fail – that’s where the fun starts.

    how is that fun? I just fail to get it :S


    Now, if this actually happened and lets be honest, the chances are near to nothing at the mo what would YOU do and more importantly, would you enjoy it ?

    No I wouldn't! I would hate it, what would I do…….


    Of course, there is bound to be quite a few “Undead Human Rights” (The word Zombie might offend them) that will go around saying randomly killing zombies isn’t the way to solve the issue and that we should live together or something like that but of course, no one will actually give a shit about what they think during these times.

    LMAO…… now this bit is genious and about the only thing that is guaranteed to happen should zombies really became a reality…….

    the politically correct bullshit…… lol

    not many actually give shit about it these days either… 😉

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  4. Richard

    Quote: even most religions have stories about the dead walking on the land once again.

    Yeah like Reincarnation.

    Yeah I'd love this to happen provided there's no need to get =
    1. A Job
    2. A driving license
    3. No law against carrying weapons

    It would be quite dangerous but it'd give me something to do, also do you have a date for when Science all lead us down this road.

    For the first couple of days I'd basically be doing this =
    1. Running down the street screeming at the top of my voice why the hell am I running from things that walk really really slow.
    or
    2. Running down the street passing all those in danger saying "I'll be back with help thinking to myself (yeah like they need help I need to pee)"

    After that I'd be wondering around with this sword that someone left here a while ago, and my wooden training stick thingy while wearing roller blades (after ataining them from a shop).

    Oh and I'd like to mention best post I have ever read.

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    1. Wild Cat


      Quote: even most religions have stories about the dead walking on the land once again.

      Yeah like Reincarnation.

      that's not even remotely similar….

      reincarnation means that you die they bury your body and you are born again or re-born (reincarnated) into a new being (some believe that you can be born as anything animal or human……. some think that you can only be born as human…)

      It is by no means walking dead a.k.a. zombie……..

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  5. Richard

    I meant it as a joke Wild Cat I don't give a hoot to what religion thinks and say's if it can't be explained there's no point in believing.
    —-
    It's really wierd last night I actually dreamed this happening creepy, only just mad it to town in my dream and woke up. (theres a gun shop in town and a shop that sells swords hehehehe)

    Darn I was that close to Imortality and it slipped away like a slippery snake.

    Nut's I wish to be invincible.
    Gather the Dragonballs

    Way way off topic now, lol soz.

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    1. Wild Cat


      I meant it as a joke Wild Cat

      A joke is only funny when it is accurate…. you can't compare two totally unrelated things and think that it is funny ….. just makes no sense….

      ======================================

      Man…… this is one fucked up society if an article about fucking zombies is classed as the best :S
      Totally deluded……. zombies and all other horror shit is a produce of a sick mind and I really don't get how anyone can actually like and enjoy it ………

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  6. Richard

    lol, I like posting comments it's like MSN but easier free'er and less likely to crash burn and give you a flipping headache, also it's seems to be more reliable.

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    1. Snat

      Oh wow, never thought you even checked here anymore.

      And, I see you got the link I sent you. Hoped you didn't have the sound on too loud when playing that video 😉

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      1. R.Nirvana

        Unfortunately I did make the mistake of opening the e-mail :@

        I do not know why I open e-mails from you B)

  7. Richard

    Carm down children no need to fight, and I have a life just doesn't include much other than video games and posting, and probably more video games.

    AND SOON THE WORLD, um I mean the Army

    On another note-
    A joke doesn't have to be right to be accurate, it can always be left. (see funny)

    however sarcasm is kinda good too, I learnt from the best.

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  8. Ricko

    I haven't really read the article but I will say one thing: swords.

    I have a shit ton of swords, but most of them would need sharpening before they'd be much use. Heavy, though.

    On the other hand, if a "real" zombie apocalypse somehow did occur, I'd probably be too much of a whimp to fight the undead and just get as far away from the source(s) of the infection/cause as possible.

    One thing I did do once was go through my house and plan in my head what I'd do (in terms of boarding windows/doors up, etc) if such a thing were to happen…

    😐

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    1. Wild Cat


      One thing I did do once was go through my house and plan in my head what I'd do (in terms of boarding windows/doors up, etc) if such a thing were to happen…

      lol

      when was that?

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