This ends right now

I am aware that you enjoy parody, funny or just out right ranting articles a lot more than serious ranting but I think it is time we had a talk about something. For many years now a certain a lot of “people” have been denied access to the very basic rights that we enjoy today.

The one right I am going to talk about and what we can do to help these lot is the Internet. For al long these lot have been DENIED access to the Internet and importantly the World Wide Web for what is NO reason at all. It is not even like China where the Internet is censored – we are talking about completely NO access to the Internet in any shape or form.

Like many others, I just can not put my head around why society does not give them the right to access the Internet. It makes me wonder – what the hell did they do in the first place and by the looks of it they did nothing. Do you really want a group out there to be denied access to the Internet which is not due to cost, technical reasons or because they do not want it.

I thought not. I knew you are right now surprised and shocked by all this and I know you want to help so read on. For many years now the family known as Delphinus has forcefully been denied to the Internet we all know – the exact same one you are using now.

Well I say no more. I say we should go out and get them access to the Internet.

Talk about dolphins and why society will not allow them to start blogs up. First let me know about the family known as Delphinus and what they have done for us.

Many will not know but the family Delphinus has for many generations has helped us to hint for food such as fish, they have saved many of us from dying when no other help could come and lately they have even helped us in the war against terror.

Dolphin - The war against TerrorYes, they are helping us fight terrorists as of today and yet we for some reason REFUSE to give them the right to access the public Internet.

So who do we blame and how do we fix this is something you must be thinking about right now. Well let me explain.

Animal rights groups for many years now have demanded to keep the natural order of life in the wild and sadly this includes dolphins. For some reason they are not interested in allowing dolphins to access the Internet as it will damage their natural culture and that dolphins will not be the same.

They think for some reasons that If we allow dolphins to put computers into their oceans and allow them to access the Internet that their culture will be “damaged”. There is even debates that dolphins will not even be able to use the Internet but research shows the following and facts do not lie people.

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Bullmastiff_SleepingWe must act now as who knows what the animal rights group will want help. Maybe next they will not allow dogs to read the newspaper just because it will damage their culture. Next we will see dogs not being allowed to read the paper and all they will be allowed to do is “fetch” the paper so someone else could read it while they just sit there hoping the person reading will read out aloud.

Do you want to be the one to tell dogs that reading a newspaper is not allowed because it will damage their culture and that we all have to “preserve” them. Well I say lets end this today.

I have designed two posters, go and spread the word peeps.

Act today and we can make this world a better place – a brighter future for everyone.

References & Further Reading

Dolphin Image: The image used in this article is from work of a sailor or employee of the U.S. Navy, taken or made during the course of the person’s official duties. As a work of the U.S. federal government, the image is in the public domain.

Original non watermark version can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NMMP_dolphin_with_locator.jpeg

Bullmastiff Image: This image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported licence. Original author is Met20a.

Original image without watermark can be located here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bullmastiff_Sleeping.jpg

4 thoughts on “This ends right now

  1. kaiser

    let the dolphins have there rights. also let the dogs have there rights.

    we take'em for grantage and think one day when you help the dolphins fish for food and fetch the newspaper for the dog you be lucky to have this topic reposted again.

    dolphins are going to take over the world and there is nothing we can do about it lol

    good article and keep up the effort

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    1. Snat Post author

      Of course we have to appeal to our new up and coming masters unlike the Chinese which people are slowly fearing about.

      … even dolphins have started taking over this site. Soon, I can see dolphins completely over running this website.

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  2. Arjen

    This has been bothering me for a long time now. Dolphins are people, too, right? And so are dogs.

    I'm sure allowing dolphins access to the Internet will reduce trolling and increase general comment quality everywhere. It'll be a breath of fresh air for sites like Facebook and YouTube.

    … now that I think of it, maybe next we should discuss the problem of video games being made deliberately so dolphins can't play them, and if Microsoft/Sony/Nintendo should make specialized controllers for them.

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    1. Snat Post author

      Well actually, scientist have been wanting to get dolphins calls not people persons.

      I can see comments now.

      *CLICK* *CLICK* *CRY* *CLICK* – link to spam site. Infact, should outsource jobs to dolphins – we can bring China down 😀

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