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Hello, I started a comic to suit my website, it’s got humor and a few dramatic scenes. If you want to see more you can view them @ universal-games.co.cc
(yes this is sort of an advertisement shoved into a post but hey I do try, lol)

I you sold your soul to the Devil and got 7 wishes what would they be?

Well I will tell you this my 1st wish would be To have all the powers of the Devil, and take away the Devils powers and make him/her mortal (aka. human) then I would play around for a bit. Then takeaway my contract (aka. void it, you know stop the contract,) and continue with my life as before but with the powers of the Devil.

I know I’d most likely become the Devil, but that is a thing I’m willing to risk.

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Running a pet store isn`t all cuddly kittens and adoring doggies. It takes a keen business sense, along with timely shop upgrades, and a fine animal selection. Increase your stamina to transform a modest pet shop into an exclusive boutique. Meet cute animals and add vet-certification to increase profits. Run your family`s business and save it from being gobbled up by the MegaPet Superstore! Download free trial (20.83 Mb) Buy full version

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Fly your country`s flag and bomb the enemy in this old favorite navy war game. Experience historically accurate ships from the times of the Armada in a 3D field that can be rotated under any angle. Align your ships on the grid and experience realistic explosions in highly detailed scenes. Each ship corresponds to its country in a given time period for a fun historical experience in The Great Sea Battle - The Game of Battleship. Download free trial (8.53 Mb) Buy full version

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i am on my last 2 legs at college as i make mistakes and now im being watched closely but people on my course are now trying to spark up trouble so im going to drop out, i now have a well paid job and they give me all the hours i want, but my advice to everyone is to keep your head down and not speak to anyone making a social life is fun but when you make friends with people who turn on you makes you feel down, next year im doing a course and im going to keep myself to myself i have made my friends i dont need any more

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Well, are you sitting down in your chair or bed lovely and safe ?

Are you watching the news and thinking you are safe ?

Think again - http://www.globalincidentmap.com/home.php

Infact, where did my prozac go …..

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Each one of us is both the sun and the moon.

The sun is constant –every day the same fiery ball rises in the sky. But the moon cycles through constant change –one day it is whole, then it wanes until it has disappeared all together. Yet, then it is renewed, reborn out of nothingness.

So too, we learn and progress by quantum leaps and bounds, yet the timeless, constant wisdom of Torah doesn’t budge from its place. On the contrary, the more we move forward, the deeper we fathom the truths behind us.

Provided by the Chabad on Campus International Foundation.

Enjoy this lovely battle via McCain and Democrats …

But honestly, I really do hope Barack Obama wins. If he will do what he has promised, I can see America becoming another nation, a better nation.

For everyone who will be voting (Basically, my American readers), make sure to see this first.

http://www.barackobama.com/index.php

Ahh, the classic time for all student at New College Stamford is nearly close to me again … Key Skills (Or whatever shit it is called now).

So, with the help of Facebook, I am going to try and do a few of theses (Not all of them).

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They’ve found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I’m here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.