Okay, I have very limited time right now, so enjoy the 12 facts of life.

1. You are reading this post
2. Now you are saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that you skipped 3.
5. You are checking it now.
6. You are now smiling.
7. You still reading my post.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You did not notice that you skipped 9.
11. You are checking it now.
12. You did not notice there are only 10 facts