Tweaked for your Pleasure » Snatty News http://snat.co.uk A web blog about a few people in this fucked up world. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 13:47:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Where the FUCK is an update http://snat.co.uk/2009/where-the-fuck-is-an-update.html http://snat.co.uk/2009/where-the-fuck-is-an-update.html#comments Sat, 28 Feb 2009 12:37:42 +0000 Snat http://snat.co.uk/?p=1273

This is a question that I have got from many of people in my snat.co.uk webmaster inbox (All e-mails are not replied there for those people reading). I haven’t been able to come on much. In light of this, writing an article has been on one of the things that has been on the bottom of my mind. However, there has been updates and I will explain below.

First, is that the comments has been updated. You can now leave an audio comment rather then typing a comment. You will need flash to do this. You can also do a video & audio comment (it is called webcam comment). It uses your webcam to take a video of you which then will allow you to upload a comment visually. This will allow a more sense of community.

The second, is that there is now “Facebook Connect”. This works exactly like the OpenID login. However, it too shares the same problem. You are unable to log into Just a Community by using Facebook Connect. However, you can do the same “fix” that I haev posted before. This will work but sadly, there isn’t an automatic method like what you can do if you just login normally.

More articles coming soon :)

Edit

This post only said what is new with the site, not what has been fixed. For a long while now, the edit feature didn’t work or that it didn’t work well for you. The edit feature has been fixed. To edit your comment, you just simply click the button. It will then allow you to edit your comment. Due to the techincal issues of the plugin, the edit features doesn’t work to well on the Hebrew section of this site. Once the plugin creator gets back to me, I will be able to fix this.

Avatars are also back and I will write about them, once I get back.


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In years to come, a person, a scientist will find a method to destroy everything that causes AIDS. Should it be HIV or some other virus, that person will development a cure for it and people everywhere will look back and see what the person has done.

Now, think of another world. In this world, AIDS is wiping out everyone, one after another. The HIV virus and the others are able to kill whatever it wants all because a cure wasn’t developed.

Okay, I will admit the example is very unlikely to happen but it can. You may wonder why I say these words, or what they are about but today I am writing about abortion.

In the developed world, abortions happens just by contacted your GP, give a reason and it can be done. I will not doubt the reasons for why they have done so but don’t you think, there should be another way ?

Personally, I believe they should be illegal but before that can happen, we must first take a step back and see why it happens and sort them. If the mother and father to be, doesn’t want a child then adoption should the answer. However, if it is to hide the fact the mother is having a child, legal protection should be put in place to stop the mother from being attacked by said person that might.

Now, if it is for religion reasons, think. Doesn’t the religion also say to save lives and such so therefore, making sure the child lives is the best answer to that.

Personally, I am grateful I am here.Think about it this way, would you want your parents to have aborted YOU ?

Please, do give me your view on this.

Due to the nature of this post, extra rules are in place.


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This post is in both English and Arabic. Arabic version is below the English version. The Arabic translation is a direct translation of the English version. Arabic version is here to help spread the message where it happened.

English Version

On Tweaked for your Pleasure, I have attacked the UK Government, the USA Government, Israel Government, Iran Government and just taken the piss out of the China Government. I have given my view on different religions, Christians, Jews, Muslims and others.

While Tweaked for your Pleasure has been shut down by web hosts many times, I have restored it elsewhere and continue to write. The reason I have been allowed to is because of freedom of speech that the UK Government gives us. 

Sadly, not everyone is able to do this. An Egyptian blogger was imprisoned and tortured ages ago and even still up today. The crime he done was “exercising free speech on blogs”. He written stuff that attacked certain aspects of corruption in the Muslim clergy and also within the Egyptian Government.

Now, you might be thinking that this means nothing to you but think. If you lived in a place that doesn’t allow free speech, you could post something on a public forum and then be wanted for terrorism.

Now, I ain’t asking you to go and break him out of prison, but pass the message that this does happen and for all you know, your government, your leaders might be watching you to make a comment on this post and then do you for some crap.

Pass the message, lets help free kareem and send the message that freedom of speech always win.

http://www.freekareem.org/

النسخة العربية

على لف لالمتعة الخاصة بك ، فقد هاجمت حكومة المملكة المتحدة ، الولايات المتحدة والحكومة ، وحكومة إسرائيل ، وإيران والحكومة اتخذت تبويل فقط للخروج من الحكومة الصينية. لقد أعطيت وجهة نظري على مختلف الأديان ، من مسيحيين ويهود ومسلمين وغيرهم.

في حين لف لالمتعة الخاصة بك قد تم اغلاق طريق الإنترنت ويستضيف عدة مرات ، ولقد اعادتها في أماكن أخرى ، والاستمرار في الكتابة. السبب الأول قد سمح لهم بسبب حرية التعبير وعلى أن حكومة المملكة المتحدة يتيح لنا.

للأسف ØŒ ليس كل شخص قادرا على القيام بذلك. مدون مصري سجن وتعرض للتعذيب قبل العصور وحتى لا تزال حتى اليوم. الجريمة فعل “ممارسة حرية التعبير عن بلوق”. انه مكتوب الاشياء التي هاجمت بعض جوانب الفساد في رجال الدين المسلمين وأيضا داخل الحكومة المصرية.

الآن ، هل يمكن التفكير في أن هذا لا يعني شيئا ولكن عليكم التفكير. إذا كنت تعيش في مكان لا تسمح حرية التعبير ، ويمكن في مرحلة ما بعد شيء على المنتدى العام وبعد ذلك تريد للإرهاب.

الآن ، أنا لا يطلب منك الذهاب إليه والخروج من السجن ، ولكن نقل رسالة بأن هذا يحدث للجميع ، وكما تعلمون حكومتكم يا قادة يمكن مشاهدة لك لتقديم التعليق على هذه الوظيفة ، ثم فعل إليكم بعض هراء.

تمرير الرسالة ، تسمح للمساعدة في الافراج عن كريم وارسال رسالة مفادها أن حرية الكلام دائما للفوز.

http://www.freekareem.org/


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It has just been about 24 hours in which I haven’t signed online nor replied to my e-mails and sadly, it seems some people believed I was dead :S

Sadly to your disappointment, I am still here ;)

For the last few days, I have been very, very unwell and likely will be for a few more days to come. In the mean time, enjoy this random one comic script from Cyanide and Happiness.

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


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Man, like a friend has told me, I am so glad that Tweaked for your Pleasure is unable to feel. Think about it, if this domain was able to feel pain for every time it has went down or had a slight problems that is would be taking Vicodin everyday of the week to try and lower the pain.

Not only that, but if it was in pain, it would want to remove the thing that is causing the pain and ultimately, that is me.

Well, joking aside Tweaked for your Pleasure had some PHP issues when I was upgrading Simple:Press forums to the latest version. It was a simple error but sadly, I turned off error reporting and it means only a white page came up. I checked the host allowed list, the httpd config files, I even suspended the site in checking for the error.

At the end, it was because it was missing a file.

Topic Idea came from Richard Lawrence, but also from what happened a few hours ago.


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As off this blog post, Tweaked for your Pleasure is now using WordPress 2.7 RC1. Personally, all I can say is “wow”.

It looks so much cleaner, everything is where it needs to be. Now, I could bore you with all the different stuff that WordPress 2.7 has to offer but instead, I will show you.

Enjoy these screenshots of WordPress 2.7 RC1 on a live blog :)


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Please note that some parts are done via plugins so your installation may not work the same.


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If you are anything like me, you are likely very annoyed with having to keep checking up on websites to see if they have updated so I have setup a solution to your problems :)

Tweaked for your Pleasure has the following so you can sync with updates.

  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • E-mails

If you wish to use RSS, just put http://snat.co.uk/feed/ into your RSS reader and enjoy reading our updates. Also, our RSS has a link so that you are able to comment on the posts.

Now, if you are a Twitter fan, you can now Twitt me. Not only do you get updates about Tweaked for your Pleasure, but you also get updates for my personal site and random updates on what I am up too.

If you would like to get e-mail updates, the click here my friend.

Also, while we are talking about updates that Tweaked for your Pleasure will soon be using WordPress 2.7 RC1 so that I can help iron out some few bugs but I am not sure if everything will work (Forum etc). I will be testing it first however and we will you what is happening.

Edit

In our quest of giving you the best content that you wish you read. While RSS and Twitter was the first step, it ain’t the final. So now, you are able to get updates by your IM client. So if you want updates and you have an IM client then what better way of doing it then by getting them via IM :)

If you wish to sign up, look on the right under Twitter updates.


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Please read the update about this blog post.

Well, seeing that I am at the publisc libary, I decided to check if I got any new comments but sadly, I found out that the British Public Libary doesn’t like my site. Now, before I post why, there was a time where Tweaked for your Pleasure used to be viewed alot at public libaries and public places like schools, colleges and even work places.

Below is a screenshot of the block message.

 

Now, I can understand the swearing but .EXE for download, where the hell is that. I own the site, I think I knwo it better that most people do. Anyway, if you find a .EXE post it as a comment, maybe they are right :)


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Now, a question on my mind is that I plan on now updating Tweaked for your Pleasure once a week but I ain’t sure which day to do it on.

Now, all I am asking is that you vote and plus, I wanna try PollDaddy (haha)

[polldaddy poll=1142121]


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Right, if you have noticed you might see alot of this site is now gone.

Now, don’t run and think this place is now different as it honestly ain’t. Now, I have got rid of alot of stuff that honestly was never used and caused this site to overload most servers that it went on. Now, this is a very bad thing as this site should just run on a shared hosting and rather then having a massive slow site, I got rid of things that was never used.

Now, the forums is still up and still doubles as the comments for these posts. Also, all the links works again. Another feature that was removed was the auto translator for this site which used to be on the far right. Now, I will replace this with something else soon so no worries about that.

I have also removed all the shit in the source code as all of that helped to slow down the site.

That aside, this site will now be updated alot more with things written by me or friends and not random shit that used to come from that game thing and such.
I hope you enjoy reading this site as much as I do writting it.


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