The Internet is a really wonderful thing as it allows us to stay in contact with people we do not care about anyway, allow us to check up on our bank balance but sadly it also allows us to get endless invites to farmville and other random crap. Well it just happens that one of the most random shit on the World Wide Web is these random quizzes you can do matches you with something.

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Welcome to my first freestyle article. As suggested by Snat, the first word has to be burgers!

Burgers, nice and tasty but they are very bad you you. Me and Snat know that. In our college days we used to go to this Burger wagon and get dirt cheap buns! McDonalds was a favourite of ours too. I especially remember the buy one get one free day, man we nearly both threw up before an important presentation at college. I am currently trying to loose a few pounds but it isn’t going very well. I am now dog walking and cutting back on eating crap so progress has started. The hard part is sticking to it though.

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You may remember that ages ago that I done an article called “OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIKE!!1” that I decided to do another one to see how much it changed. Well then, let’s do it again. This time however, I thought I would skip anyone that says “asl” right away.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Shalom
Stranger: asl?
You: hows ya ?
You: Oh not another one
You: bye

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