Tweaked for your Pleasure

As you know, I have done a topic long ago about OpenID and a few weeks or so ago, I created my personal portfolio site (Matthew’s Portfolio) and I decided that I would rather use my OpenID URL as that site rather then this site but sadly ….

OpenID is meant to be simple, you have your URL and then add some HTML to your site in which then goes to your OpenID provider  and thus allows OpenID login.

Now, sadly when I wanted to be my own provider it didn’t work. I have tried scripts after scripts, WordPress plugins after WordPress plugins and no luck. I have re-complied PHP with CURL, different PHP versions and sadly, still no luck.

So for now, I am using an external OpenID provider (WordPress Hosted Blog) and using a blog I created ages ago so that I can use it as my OpenID provider while I look into getting my own OpenID provider sorted (Why can I see myself getting another server just for this ?).

If anyone knows a OpenID Provider script that worked for you, or a WordPress plugin, do drop me a line

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Lately I have been having problems installing XP and Vista, but this is about XP not Vista.

So I will chat about the things you can’t do with XP, you ready (lol):

1. You cannot install XP from a CD-RW.

2. … erm, well at the moment that is all I can think of, but please comment on what you have learned in the past that XP can’t do, please.

Thanks For Reading

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I you sold your soul to the Devil and got 7 wishes what would they be?

Well I will tell you this my 1st wish would be To have all the powers of the Devil, and take away the Devils powers and make him/her mortal (aka. human) then I would play around for a bit. Then takeaway my contract (aka. void it, you know stop the contract,) and continue with my life as before but with the powers of the Devil.

I know I’d most likely become the Devil, but that is a thing I’m willing to risk.

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Ok I am talking to you from the past well actually I am writting to you from the past, LOL.
This is so cool, I could say/type anything and you would read it, oh wow, you read that and that and that, ok, I am going to have some fun here.

OK If YOU are on windows please go into Run and
type: cmd
then type: tittle
then: HELLO MORON
then hit enter
now look at the top of window that cmd is open in
Now read it out loud
now this is what i say to you “yeah your computer just called you a moron, dumbass”

ok how about this one you ready, ok. now it is no good saying yes i can’t here you, der.

ok, here we go
open notepad
copy and paste this (all of it): MSGBOX “I AM A MORON”
ok now click ‘file’ at the top of the window
go down to save as
click it
call it what ever you want but don’t save it just yet. ok
now underneath where you named it, there should be another drop-down
click-it, now click “all files”
once done that, go to the one above it again and put: .vbs
at the end of it now remember where its saved now click save
quit notepad and double click the file you just made and wala you have it, now read it.

Now if you did this please post on how annoyed you are and tell me how mad at me you are but remeber you’re the moron that did it. WUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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heheheh, I misspled that title it was meant to say Vista and all it’s Gore, but anyway this is a post about my misshaps with Vista thats right Microsoft Vista possibly the worst to be release by Microsoft.

Now to start with is the name of the company: Microsoft (what the hell kind of name is that, it’s not bloody micro if it where micro i would be able to fit it on a 6Gb hdd [ yes i have one of those but what is weird is that the drive itself it huge ] now that is what I think of Microsoft)

Now for Vista I am on my 3rd time or maybe my 4th I can’t exactly remember because it has so many bad things, but i can tell you this windows defender is not a game, and not only XP but Vista needs and antivirus and antispyware software now that i didn’t know a couple of days ago but if i did I probably wouldn’t be using mandriva right now, (only cause it managed to install on my IDE 160Gb hdd, but ) other that that Vista Is CRAP and i mean that in the most nice way possible, ok DEJA-VU here.

Well if you ever get a trojan on your vista machine make sure before hand you made a backup of your system because i sure didn’t and that trojan was a pain i could load anything nor could i even shutdown my PC it was that bad. although i guess there probably was some other viruses on there, but who knows luckily i don’t keep perrrrsonal files on my machine, lol, i write them down on a piece of paper yey,

Byee bye everrybody and byee bye vista, wuhuhahahahaaa, woops i can stop typing now, stop typing ok rick you can stop now stop typing what yours thinking ok that was kreepy talking to myself and typing what i am saying cool, i like doing this and right now while you read this i am still typing weeeeeeeeeee. KO KO OK now byee bye

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Ok this is just something I made, I will try to update daily. But I was bored so… Yes, back when it came out I was a pretty big fan and yes I used to collect the cards, and yes I still have the cards, woohoo.

but heres and easy one for starters…

WHO’S THAT POKEMONwhos that pokemon

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A video, so worth watching.

Btw, Adam if you ever match to this, I might actually watch one or two

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I really do wish the world could be much like a video game. Everything would be SO simple in life. To start of with, if you need money you would just go down to the local forest, kill a few monsters and come back and sell their loot to anybody that wanted it.

Now, unlike the real world, you can ALWAYS sell your stuff. Sometimes, people don’t want to buy it, so you just go to a NPC and they will just buy it from you, without question, without reason and hell, without even using the bloody thing.

Also, getting a job is very easy in video games, you just turn up and you will always get the job regardless who you are. Also, there is no worries about if you will get paid as NPC always have money.

Another thing, you won’t need to worry about skills as in the video game world, you just HIT everything. You need to fix a boat, you hit it, you need to fix a door, you hit it, you need to fix your arm, you need to fix your friend, you hit them, you hit it however in real life, you would need to know how to fix a boat, how to fix a door, how to fix your arm however trying to fix your friend would likely end in a completely different way ….

Also if real life were like video games, youd need not fear dying. EVER. and in point of fact, it would even bring you closer to your goal in some cases

Oh right, back to the post - Don’t do drugs.

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i am on my last 2 legs at college as i make mistakes and now im being watched closely but people on my course are now trying to spark up trouble so im going to drop out, i now have a well paid job and they give me all the hours i want, but my advice to everyone is to keep your head down and not speak to anyone making a social life is fun but when you make friends with people who turn on you makes you feel down, next year im doing a course and im going to keep myself to myself i have made my friends i dont need any more

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to all those who own thier own bank card and has a paying job

does anyone else notice no matter how much you earn its not enough?

i mean really today i earned £127 today and that wont last me a day as £90 will go to my parents as board and 37 will be gone tonite when i go drinkin

:/ im just askin if anyone else gets these sort of problems