Tweaked for your Pleasure

We have all been on community boards like Just a Community, or got e-mails from people in your workplace / education and you will always find one that ALWAYS write in caps.

Now, I do not have any idea why but they do just look like retards when they do. On the Internet, writing all in capitals is the same as shouting and it doesn’t really make you look cool or anything. Sure there are times you want to “shout” on the Internet but DO WE REALLY NEED TO KEEP WRITING LIKE THIS. INFACT I MIGHT AS WELL GO ONE BETTER AND MIGHT AS WEL START TOKNG LIEK THES AS EITHAR WAY I LOK LIEK A RETARD!11!!11!! WTF.  Read more... (437 words, estimated 1:45 mins reading time)

In our modern culture, zombies are very common and hell, even most religions have stories about the dead walking on the land once again. I am sure that most people here will just laugh and say that such things will not ever exist but the fact that “scientifically” we are heading towards being able to “create” zombies. Such reasons are below and sure, the top three wouldn’t create a walking undead but the bottom two could actually do so.  Read more... (585 words, 1 image, estimated 2:20 mins reading time)

• Brain Parasites
• Neurotoxins
• “The Real Rage” Virus
• Neurogenesis
• Nanobots

As you may know over the last year or so that the job market has been getting smaller and smaller and people have been finding it harder and harder to find work. However while most industry are failing (however, they are now starting to raise again but that isn’t the point of this article) there is one industry that always seems to sell and that of course, is sex.

Now, I have heard that HM Government (no sources here, so either

believe me or Google it – the choice is yours) over the years have tried to cut down on the amount of sexual related jobs (some being illegal, some being legal). While sexual jobs, in themselves, is not a bad thing and if it is or not is not up to me to debate (kill yourself in the comments about it if you wish) but it is not something you expect to see on Direct.gov Job Seekers section.  Read more... (354 words, 1 image, estimated 1:25 mins reading time)

You have to love one thing about China – They are always able to make a knock of product so fast and actually make it sound like they was the first to make it. Of course, I am taking about the Chintendo Vii.

The Chintendo Vii was released in the the year 2007 and came out with a few games and while I am not going to do a review on it (look in the comments, there will be a review video there from Dr. Stuart Ashens (if you are a fan of his, you would have seen this review already and for those you ain’t, you will notice the format my videos “stolen” from) but what this article is about is how cheesy the Chinese are with their adverts. Now, I leave you with this (and yes, in the new year I will be updating Tweaked for your Pleasure often again with randomness that you enjoy).  Read more... (208 words, 1 image, estimated 50 secs reading time)

I am not sure if this is true yet, but it is believed the UK headquarters of Google (based in Buckingham Palace Road, near the Victoria Place Shopping Centre) is on fire.

It is said no one is harmed and it seems to be done due to a BBQ. Will keep updated.

Update

I got an “interesting” e-mail today from my brother saying about something to do with what is happening in the news lately or something about education. It made me think, what the fuck. Basically, in the past you went to school and had a right to a free education and if you fucked about, you was punished.

Then someone bitches about human rights, child abuse etc and then it changed from all that to stuff like “detection” etc. Then someone moaned about that and then it changed to “time out step” which then got moaned about as it singled out children which they claimed “wasn’t right” etc. Well, seeing the Government couldn’t do anything to the children why not go to the next best thing – the parents.

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I am sure that everyone has seen Toy Story and has always thought, I wonder …

Well, there is now undeniable proof that they do indeed go around and do what they want. They do indeed have their own life. The proof ?

These photos that someone took is proof alone. I am sorry about the order they are in, but I really couldn’t be asked sorting it into the correct order.  Read more... (103 words, 6 images, estimated 25 secs reading time)