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I you sold your soul to the Devil and got 7 wishes what would they be?

Well I will tell you this my 1st wish would be To have all the powers of the Devil, and take away the Devils powers and make him/her mortal (aka. human) then I would play around for a bit. Then takeaway my contract (aka. void it, you know stop the contract,) and continue with my life as before but with the powers of the Devil.

I know I’d most likely become the Devil, but that is a thing I’m willing to risk.

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Ok I am talking to you from the past well actually I am writting to you from the past, LOL.
This is so cool, I could say/type anything and you would read it, oh wow, you read that and that and that, ok, I am going to have some fun here.

OK If YOU are on windows please go into Run and
type: cmd
then type: tittle
then: HELLO MORON
then hit enter
now look at the top of window that cmd is open in
Now read it out loud
now this is what i say to you “yeah your computer just called you a moron, dumbass”

ok how about this one you ready, ok. now it is no good saying yes i can’t here you, der.

ok, here we go
open notepad
copy and paste this (all of it): MSGBOX “I AM A MORON”
ok now click ‘file’ at the top of the window
go down to save as
click it
call it what ever you want but don’t save it just yet. ok
now underneath where you named it, there should be another drop-down
click-it, now click “all files”
once done that, go to the one above it again and put: .vbs
at the end of it now remember where its saved now click save
quit notepad and double click the file you just made and wala you have it, now read it.

Now if you did this please post on how annoyed you are and tell me how mad at me you are but remeber you’re the moron that did it. WUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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Okay, lets be honest. I didn’t know what to do as an update today

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I was reading a post today and it was pretty funny, so I am sharing it with ya (Beats me actually updating this site ;))

Last Friday, I was getting out of work. I was in a meeting so I was wearing a suit, which ended up being perfect.

I was waiting at a crosswalk, and this lady wasn’t paying attention and walked into the street. She’s about 45-50 I guess? The street was pretty empty in both directions except for a bus in the close lane that the lady didn’t see. The bus was coming in pretty fast, and I don’t know how she missed it, but to her credit there were some bus stops and parked cars and stuff that may have obstructed the view.

Anyways, just as the bus started honking and slamming breaks, I grabbed her and pulled her back. She would have probably made it anyway, but it made a pretty nice dramatic effect.

So this lady was really freaked out by the whole thing. She was sorta stuck in between thanking me, and catching her breath. So (and wtf did this come from I have no idea), I pulled out my PDA and said “This is Commander Navarrette, I saved the subject. The time is 4:39 pm.” She had no idea what was happening and kept looking at me all dumb. So I said something to the effect of, “Ma’am I need your signature to affirm that you were here and I stopped you from getting run over by the 4:39 bus.”

I didn’t know what she thought about the situation, but I decided to press it a bit further. I opened my pda’s drawing thing (ooo high tech) and asked her to sign it, which she did.

I thanked her then followed up with “Your grandson is very important,” which immediately I realized was really dumb because she didn’t look like she was old enough to have grandchildren.

“I don’t have a grandson,” is all she said. I freaked out for a second, thinking I just made a total ass of myself. But then I said “You will,” and gave her sorta a wink/smile.

The crosswalk light was green and I walked off. She stood there A few seconds later she yelled “wait!” but I was already across the street and pretended I didn’t hear and kept walking.

I have no idea what she thought of the whole thing, but even the idea of her thinking I was from the future totally made my day.

And there ya go

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Her Diary
Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a
bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment.

Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we
could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was
wrong - he said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my fault that he was
upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I
love you, too.”

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do
with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V.; he seemed distant and
absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and
to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt
that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him
with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried
until I too fell asleep. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his
thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY
Today the Bulls* lost, but at least I got laid.

*Bulls: American Basketball team.

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i am on my last 2 legs at college as i make mistakes and now im being watched closely but people on my course are now trying to spark up trouble so im going to drop out, i now have a well paid job and they give me all the hours i want, but my advice to everyone is to keep your head down and not speak to anyone making a social life is fun but when you make friends with people who turn on you makes you feel down, next year im doing a course and im going to keep myself to myself i have made my friends i dont need any more

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Lately, I have seen that no matter what I try and do or no matter what I say but I always end up helping the person at the end which also leads me onto another point later on this post.

Normally when someone asks me for help that I will only help if I get something out of it (Payment or even a thanks) but it seems that when someone completely fucked up that I always seem to offer help (Yes, this is directly aimed at Adam W, Richard L, Charlie C, Andrew B and others that I can not be bothered listing ;)).

Such examples I have done (I am not saying that I didn’t want it, to showing some examples of what I have done to help people);

• Infected my own laptop so that I can fix a virus problem.
• Sitting down and programmed quite alot of code so that you could pass.
• Sitting down reading tons of MySQL to find ONE problem.
• Learn Hebrew just so that I could help you for ONE day (This ultimately started my journey on converting to Judaism).
• Given a free server (Ultimately, comes out of my packet) so that someone was able to pass a project.
• Bent the truth so that you wouldn’t get kicked out of college (Which in return, go me into trouble).
• Went with you into an operation so that you wouldn’t be scared (But hell, I was).
• Fought your battles for you at school (Even if you wasn’t sure) and I even still do that up to today.
• Help techs (College) with a program that they had which went against everything I stand for.
• And many more …

So, that is a small list and even up to today that I still have one question that I have no answered. Why ?

Why do I still help people when I know that the person may be ungrateful but maybe it is due to my Irish Blood, who knows.

Now this leads onto the second part of this blog post.

I learnt something today (DAMIT, I knew this would happen, I KNEW IT) that it doesn’t matter what background with have or how we was raised but it is up to us to decide on what we want to do and on how we act and NO ONE else can decide for us.

Damit, I just knew I would say that >.<

A blog post that was written by Matthew Kyle Tweek Broflovski Ellis (Yes, I don’t no longer care what you think about my name).

okay so insted of spending £100 on scratch cards, instead i spent £30 on
the lottery scratch cards (number 6 at my local shop) and i went home to scrath them
when i got home i took a penny out of my walet and i started from the top

here is my winnings

£7

well my advice is that i was wrong and that no one should spend any money on scratch cards
i lost £23 on scratch cards which could of gone towards a domain or hosting or even a coffe for snat

now im off for a coffe myself

During my last shift at work i was cleaning up after the big rush and i over head a member of staff talkin about the new odds of winning a scratch card!

I sat there and thought about the odds it was every 5 scratch cards at least 1 will win but thats not allways going to happen, i then thought of next time i get £100 i will spend it all on scratch cards and see my odds, if i get profit, i will spend it all on more scratch cards if i make a loss, ah well i will still win something i will just loose 2 weeks work.

 I talked to another member of staff about this and he called me instane….

And i have no idea why he said that…

next payday i will spend £100 on scratch cards i will then post how many scratch cards were winners and how many wernt and i will then tell you how much i earned out of it all