Tweaked for your Pleasure

Hello, I started a comic to suit my website, it’s got humor and a few dramatic scenes. If you want to see more you can view them @ universal-games.co.cc
(yes this is sort of an advertisement shoved into a post but hey I do try, lol)

Ok I am talking to you from the past well actually I am writting to you from the past, LOL.
This is so cool, I could say/type anything and you would read it, oh wow, you read that and that and that, ok, I am going to have some fun here.

OK If YOU are on windows please go into Run and
type: cmd
then type: tittle
then: HELLO MORON
then hit enter
now look at the top of window that cmd is open in
Now read it out loud
now this is what i say to you “yeah your computer just called you a moron, dumbass”

ok how about this one you ready, ok. now it is no good saying yes i can’t here you, der.

ok, here we go
open notepad
copy and paste this (all of it): MSGBOX “I AM A MORON”
ok now click ‘file’ at the top of the window
go down to save as
click it
call it what ever you want but don’t save it just yet. ok
now underneath where you named it, there should be another drop-down
click-it, now click “all files”
once done that, go to the one above it again and put: .vbs
at the end of it now remember where its saved now click save
quit notepad and double click the file you just made and wala you have it, now read it.

Now if you did this please post on how annoyed you are and tell me how mad at me you are but remeber you’re the moron that did it. WUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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How many internet forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Oh come on, you think of something to write if you want some better content right now

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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of the “k”. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent “e”s the language is disgraseful, and they should goaway.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!

Before you start asking, I didn’t write this

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http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

Well, I know it is late but if anyone wants to poke a little bit of fun again, have a look at this.

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I ain’t in a mood to do an actual blog post, but I have added this video for todays update (The other post wasn’t todays update, it was something I wanted to say).

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I have seen this following joke on a forum and just wanted to share it to you lot

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A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn’t know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…

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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your emails.

I don’t know about you sometimes!

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01) If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
02) If you don’t, you are not a man
03) If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
04) If you don’t, you are good for nothing
05) If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
06) If you don’t, you are not understanding
07) If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
08) If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing
09) If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
10) If you don’t, you are a dull boy
11) If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
12) If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
13) If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
14) If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
15) If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
16) If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
17) If you visit another woman, you’re not putting in “quality time”
18) If she is visited by another man, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”
19) If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
20) If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
21) If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
22) If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction
23) If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
24) If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
25) If you talk, she wants you to listen
26) If you listen, she wants you to talk

This is a joke. If you are female and you happen to be offended by this, then maybe I happen to be right.

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Lately, I have heard alot of people saying that they have lost “The Game”. Typically, I wouldn’t care less if they lose themselves let alone “The Game”. However, I have heard this alot and I decided to actually find out what “The Game” is. After alot of research (Researching meaning South Park & Facebook) I have found out that “The Game” is a game in which you lose when you thinking about the game and win when you are not thinking of the game.

Basically, it means that you don’t actually know that you have won the game and you basically only win when ya are dead at most (But then again, if the afterlife is true - Man you are gonna be pissed that you will never be able to win ;)).

Oh, sorry for any that might be losing the game by reading