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		<title>Yet I thought HM Government was trying to cut down on sexual related jobs &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you may know over the last year or so that the job market has been getting smaller and smaller and people have been finding it harder and harder to find work. However while most industry are failing (however, they are now starting to raise again but that is not the point of this article) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='embaArticle' style='display:inline'><p>As you may know over the last year or so that the job market has been getting smaller and smaller and people have been finding it harder and harder to find work. However while most industry are failing (however, they are now starting to raise again but that is not the point of this article) there is one industry that always seems to sell and that of course, is sex.</p>
<p>Now, I have heard that HM Government (no sources here, so either</p>
<p><a href="http://images.snat.co.uk.nyud.net/articles/YetIthoughtHMGovernmentwastrytocutdownon_14C50/stripperjsa.jpg" rel="lightbox[1945]"><img style="display: inline; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border: 0px;" title="stripper-jsa (Taken by Adam Ellis)" src="http://images.snat.co.uk.nyud.net/articles/YetIthoughtHMGovernmentwastrytocutdownon_14C50/stripperjsa_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="stripper-jsa (Taken by Adam Ellis)" width="244" height="154" align="right" /></a><br />
believe me or Google it the choice is yours) over the years have tried to cut down on the amount of sexual related jobs (some being illegal, some being legal). While sexual jobs, in themselves, is not a bad thing and if it is or not is not up to me to debate (kill yourself in the comments about it if you wish) but it is not something you expect to see on <a href="http://www.direct.gov.uk" target="_blank">Direct.gov</a> Job Seekers section.</p>
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<p>To be exact, the job is for a pole dancer and while I do not need to tell you the exact details of the job as I am more then sure you can read the image below (or at least from your own knowledge) but if you were the HM Government, you would not let something like that get into your own systems at least in a section where even teenagers checks often.</p>
<p>Naturally, the last time this happened that HM Government said it was a mistake and it was taken down but surely a Government does not make the same mistake more then once ?</p>
<p>For those whom do not not understand sarcasm that I was joking above about making the same mistake.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is HM Government going back on their word ?</li>
<li>Was it really a mistake ?</li>
<li>Is it a conspiracy ?</li>
<li>Was someone drunk when they added it ?</li>
<li>Or, is the dolphins at it once again ?</li>
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<p>Personally, I believe that the dolphins are behind it all but what do <strong>YOU </strong>think ?</p>
<p><em>Screenshots taken by my brother &#8211; Adam Ellis and was sent to me for some odd reason.</em></p>
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		<title>Vista and all it&#8217;s Glory</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[heheheh, I misspled that title it was meant to say Vista and all it&#8217;s Gore, but anyway this is a post about my misshaps with Vista thats right Microsoft Vista possibly the worst to be release by Microsoft. Now to start with is the name of the company: Microsoft (what the hell kind of name [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='embaArticle' style='display:inline'><p><!--:en-->heheheh, I misspled that title it was meant to say Vista and all it&#8217;s Gore, but anyway this is a post about my misshaps with Vista thats right Microsoft Vista possibly the worst to be release by Microsoft.</p>
<p>Now to start with is the name of the company: Microsoft (what the hell kind of name is that, it&#8217;s not bloody micro if it where micro i would be able to fit it on a 6Gb hdd [ yes i have one of those but what is weird is that the drive itself it huge  ] now that is what I think of Microsoft)</p>
<p>Now for Vista I am on my 3rd time or maybe my 4th I can&#8217;t exactly remember because it has so many bad things, but i can tell you this windows defender is not a game, and not only XP but Vista needs and antivirus and antispyware software now that i didn&#8217;t know a couple of days ago but if i did I probably wouldn&#8217;t be using mandriva right now, (only cause it managed to install on my IDE 160Gb hdd, but ) other that that Vista Is CRAP and i mean that in the most nice way possible, ok DEJA-VU here.</p>
<p>Well if you ever get a trojan on your vista machine make sure before hand you made a backup of your system because i sure didn&#8217;t and that trojan was a pain i could load anything nor could i even shutdown my PC it was that bad. although i guess there probably was some other viruses on there, but who knows luckily i don&#8217;t keep perrrrsonal files on my machine, lol, i write them down on a piece  of paper yey,</p>
<p>Byee bye everrybody and byee bye vista, wuhuhahahahaaa, woops i can stop typing now, stop typing ok rick you can stop now stop typing what yours thinking ok that was kreepy talking to myself and typing what i am saying cool, i like doing this and right now while you read this i am still typing weeeeeeeeeee. KO KO OK now byee bye<!--:--></p>
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		<title>Failed Strip Tease</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 19:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Oh come on, you think of something to write if you want some better content right now <img src='http://snat.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> <!--:--></p>
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