Tweaked for your Pleasure

Okay, another year and another April Fools but this time, this one is already affecting ya and well, might fuck ya over. I would advice that you try and access this website – http://safety.live.com.

Should that not be working for you, I would advice that you scan your system for Win32/Conficker.C Virus NOW. Use Google to search for it and you should find a download link that will allow you to remove the virus. It is wise to get yourself scanned now for it.

Do it asap, really. Windows XP Service 2 and higher has a patch and hopefully, you already have it.