Tweaked for your Pleasure

I have used many different computers during my life and many different companies but the one I never had so much fucking problems with is Hewlett-Packard. I have a laptop that is made by Hewlett-Packard which after research was a model that was released with known problems. The main one being the internal nVidia card that heats up alot, which then causes all these problems.

In my case it all started with a wireless card that stopped working. Randomly it worked, randomly it didn’t. The wireless didn’t work on Windows Vista or Mandriva 2009 so I then started to wonder why the fuck it was doing. After research, I can now see it is related due to the problems they had and knew at lauch.

What got even better, is that the laptop now won’t boot most of the times. I have to heat it up to get it booting, then cool it down. We all known what that leads too – A fucked up laptop. Now, this wouldn’t normally be a problem as HP would release the parts that didn’t work however what is now well known is that they will replace the part (the motherboard in this for some reason) with …. ready for this ?

Thats right, another motherboard that will do the exact same. I fail to see the point in that. What was even better is that you need to ring up and some bitch kept saying that they are not going to replace the parts for free. However, it gets even better. 

I ain’t the only one that this has happened before. If you visit HP Lies: The nVidia Defect then you will see what I mean. 

My advice. Don’t buy HP or Compaq ever again. They don’t give a shit, they don’t care about you, they don’t give a shit what happens to your laptop as long as they get paid. If anyone has had a problem with a HP laptop within the last 1-3 years, I want us to unite and walk to court and give what HP fucking deserves.

They deserve no cash from us. If you owe a HP or want to help, then print this letter off and then send it off to every company, everyone and everything should get this letter. 

So, what do I demand. Well, either of the following two would be ideal.

• HP fixes my laptop with a signed letter saying that if this error happens within the next 5 years, I will get the original price I paid for and then 50% for each year it failed to reach.
• HP replaces my laptop with an equal or better model that won’t fail like this.
• HP does the EXACT same with each customer.

Or

• HP dissolves it’s company

So, I leave with the final things which you can do to help us. Help us do the following.

• March on HP.
• Send letters to HP, signed and dated.
• Buy shares in HP (What better way to get repairs then to force the company to do so).
• Not buy from HP – Ever

Had a problem with a HP product. Well, let me know in the comments and maybe, we can all get HP to fucking sort all this out.