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OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIEK !!1
So, there is a new site in town which allows you to chat to random people. So, I went on and decided to see how Omegle went. Look below to see the replies I got and my comments 
So, we start with the first one where I am my normal self.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: PEZ?
You: Shalom
Stranger: Juuuude.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So, that didn’t end well. So, next time I try again to see if the same happened.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Shalom
Stranger: fuck the pope
You: Don’t care about the Pope
Stranger: o right
Stranger: wanna see me penis
You have disconnected.
So, this time this person was a gay anti-pope. Explains alot.
Connecting to server…Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger:heyYou:ShalomYour conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You:HeyStranger:helloStranger:WAZ UPYou:Meh, jac shitStranger:STRANGER GANGSTER!Stranger:DUDE I FUCKED A HO TODAYYou:WICKED!!!!Stranger:WANA HEAR ‘BOUT ITStranger:FO ‘SHO!Stranger:SO ANYWAYS THIS HO WAS A SKANKY GALStranger:JUST HOW JAY G LIKES ITYou:
You:Argh SHIT got to goStranger:SO THE HO WAS A KINKY FUCKAYou have disconnected.
Connecting to server…You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger:I HAVE TO GET BACK TO PALLET TOWNStranger:STUCK IN PKMN CNTR ON CINNABAR ISLANDYou:Suck to be you. Got a Pokemon that can fly ?Stranger:JUST THIS PIDGEY BUT HE’S A STUPID CUNT, ONLY LVL 3 AND HE’S LIKE “TACKLE” AND I’M LIKE “PIDGEY THAT DOESN’T HELP” AND HE’S LIKE *LEEEER*You:Pfft, what a shit pidgey. Hwo you got there ?Stranger:SURFED ON MY LAPRAS BUT THEN HE PEACEDStranger:WHAT DO I DOYou:Ouch mateYou:Got any otehrs in the box ?Stranger:NO I RELEASED THEM ALL INTO THE WILD, ON THE TV SHOW ASH ALWAYS DOES THAT WHEN IT’S TIME FOR THEM TO MOVE ON AND IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD TIMEStranger:LIKE THAT TIME CHARIZARD FLEW AWAY TO LIVE WITH THE OTHER CHARIZARDS?You:Ya. Shit doesn’t work in rlStranger:WHY DON’T THEY USE A DISCLAIMER x_xStranger:I FEEL LIKE U REALLY GET ME. CAN U SEND HELP TO CINNABAR ISLANDYou:No one would do it then. Man, I got the boat to catch soon. Wanna battle the gym leader and get the shit out of hereStranger:HOW MANY BADGES U GOTYou:Just two man. My pokemon are fucking pussiesStranger:NO I BET THEY’RE GOOD, WHAT’S UR BESTYou:Raichu but doesn’t listen manStranger:OHHHH IT’S LIKE LOLS WHEN HE SHOCKS U!!Stranger:I LOVE THAT. I TRADED MY FRIEND AND GOT LV. 100 ARCEUS, BUT IT’S LIKE, HE’S NOT EVEN IN THIS GAME SO HOW DO I USE HIM??? SO HE DOESN’T LISTEN EITHERYou:YaYou:Wondering if anyone wanna fucking buy him – useless crapStranger:YOU GIVE SUCH GOOD ADVICE. HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED BEING A PKMN COUNSELRYou:Fuck no. Man, I got to go. Good luck finding helpStranger:UR THE BEST MANStranger:THXStranger:GIMME UR TRAINER ID SO I CAN RING U ON MY DEXStranger:Do you have a big dick?
Connecting to server…Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger:helloYou:Assalamu AlaikumStranger:where are you fromYou:IranStranger:thats a shame for youYou:Why you say that ?Stranger:because your president is crazyYou:Hell yaYour conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…You have disconnected.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger:hi asl?You:What ya mean ?Stranger:Age sex location?
Connecting to server…Your conversational partner has disconnected.Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You:IN STALIN THE CATS WILL TRUSTConnecting to server…Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger:heyStranger:asl?You:21, Shemale, UKStranger:you make the pope cryYou have disconnected.
Posted by Snat at 11:50 pm
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Matthew Ellis (Snat) - Owner and founder - Admin
Matthew Ellis
Matthew is the main author, owner and founder Tweaked for your Pleasure. If Tweaked for your Pleasure has been ripped offline by the datacenter, it is something he wrote. Matthew mostly writes random articles that comes to his mind and about many different topics. Matthew also runs other websites. Matthew's articles in the past was based on random articles and they always spoken from his mind - just in a very twisted way. Lately his articles offers advice to those whom never wanted it and his articles always seems to bring bad luck to those whom actually understands them.
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4 Responses to “OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIEK !!1”
lol, some seriously weird peeps out there
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heeeelllooooooooo
You: ya?
Stranger: nothing?
Stranger: I’m not horny
Stranger: so you might do not want to talk to me
You: well sorry about that
Stranger: okay
Stranger: do you like tomatoes?
Stranger: tomatoes are good for your skin you know
You have disconnected.
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I used the site a few days ago and got someone who was just commenting that they were new to the site, and then we parted. I should go back and f@ck with some people thought and see what happens.
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