OMG CHAT WITH ANYONE YOU LIEK !!1
So, there is a new site in town which allows you to chat to random people. So, I went on and decided to see how Omegle went. Look below to see the replies I got and my comments 
So, we start with the first one where I am my normal self.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: PEZ?
You: Shalom
Stranger: Juuuude.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So, that didn’t end well. So, next time I try again to see if the same happened.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Shalom
Stranger: fuck the pope
You: Don’t care about the Pope
Stranger: o right
Stranger: wanna see me penis
You have disconnected.
So, this time this person was a gay anti-pope. Explains alot.
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Connecting to server…Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: ShalomYour conversational partner has disconnected.ÂÂ
So ya, either same person, disconnected, or a Jew hater. Your pick. This time, I decided to go along with the flow.
Connecting to server…Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HeyStranger: helloStranger: WAZ UPYou: Meh, jac shitStranger: STRANGER GANGSTER!Stranger: DUDE I FUCKED A HO TODAYYou: WICKED!!!!Stranger: WANA HEAR ‘BOUT ITStranger: FO ‘SHO!Stranger: SO ANYWAYS THIS HO WAS A SKANKY GALStranger: JUST HOW JAY G LIKES ITYou: :-DYou: Argh SHIT got to goStranger: SO THE HO WAS A KINKY FUCKAYou have disconnected.
This time, it was a normal ish chat. However, this time the chats went differently and well, you will see. Thank you Wikipedia
Connecting to server…You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: I HAVE TO GET BACK TO PALLET TOWNStranger: STUCK IN PKMN CNTR ON CINNABAR ISLANDYou: Suck to be you. Got a Pokemon that can fly ?Stranger: JUST THIS PIDGEY BUT HE’S A STUPID CUNT, ONLY LVL 3 AND HE’S LIKE “TACKLE” AND I’M LIKE “PIDGEY THAT DOESN’T HELP” AND HE’S LIKE *LEEEER*You: Pfft, what a shit pidgey. Hwo you got there ?Stranger: SURFED ON MY LAPRAS BUT THEN HE PEACEDStranger: WHAT DO I DOYou: Ouch mateYou: Got any otehrs in the box ?Stranger: NO I RELEASED THEM ALL INTO THE WILD, ON THE TV SHOW ASH ALWAYS DOES THAT WHEN IT’S TIME FOR THEM TO MOVE ON AND IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD TIMEStranger: LIKE THAT TIME CHARIZARD FLEW AWAY TO LIVE WITH THE OTHER CHARIZARDS?You: Ya. Shit doesn’t work in rlStranger: WHY DON’T THEY USE A DISCLAIMER x_xStranger: I FEEL LIKE U REALLY GET ME. CAN U SEND HELP TO CINNABAR ISLANDYou: No one would do it then. Man, I got the boat to catch soon. Wanna battle the gym leader and get the shit out of hereStranger: HOW MANY BADGES U GOTYou: Just two man. My pokemon are fucking pussiesStranger: NO I BET THEY’RE GOOD, WHAT’S UR BESTYou: Raichu but doesn’t listen manStranger: OHHHH IT’S LIKE LOLS WHEN HE SHOCKS U!!Stranger: I LOVE THAT. I TRADED MY FRIEND AND GOT LV. 100 ARCEUS, BUT IT’S LIKE, HE’S NOT EVEN IN THIS GAME SO HOW DO I USE HIM??? SO HE DOESN’T LISTEN EITHERYou: YaYou: Wondering if anyone wanna fucking buy him – useless crapStranger: YOU GIVE SUCH GOOD ADVICE. HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED BEING A PKMN COUNSELRYou: Fuck no. Man, I got to go. Good luck finding helpStranger: UR THE BEST MANStranger: THXStranger: GIMME UR TRAINER ID SO I CAN RING U ON MY DEXStranger: Do you have a big dick?
So, ya the chat about was Pokemon which then turned into the size of my penis. Was gonna say a good chat, but ruinined at the end. This time, I pretened to be Islamic from Iran and see what happened.
Connecting to server…Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: helloYou: Assalamu AlaikumStranger: where are you fromYou: IranStranger: thats a shame for youYou: Why you say that ?Stranger: because your president is crazyYou: Hell yaYour conversational partner has disconnected.
damnit, disconnected before me. Okay, one final time and lets see what happens. This time, it was a normal chat :O
Connecting to server…You have disconnected.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi asl?You: What ya mean ?Stranger: Age sex location?
Well, for the final one I decided to be nuts with the saying I like say for no reason.
Connecting to server…Your conversational partner has disconnected.Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: IN STALIN THE CATS WILL TRUSTConnecting to server…Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyStranger: asl?You: 21, Shemale, UKStranger: you make the pope cryYou have disconnected.
So, ya – thats it folks. Be scared, I would be :S
April 17th, 2009 at 12:15 am
lol, some seriously weird peeps out there
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heeeelllooooooooo
You: ya?
Stranger: nothing?
Stranger: I’m not horny
Stranger: so you might do not want to talk to me
You: well sorry about that
Stranger: okay
Stranger: do you like tomatoes?
Stranger: tomatoes are good for your skin you know
You have disconnected.
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April 17th, 2009 at 1:16 am
I used the site a few days ago and got someone who was just commenting that they were new to the site, and then we parted. I should go back and f@ck with some people thought and see what happens.
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April 17th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Ha ha, that’s brilliant! I like your style.
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