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Damit, where are the monsters when you need them … 

I really do wish the world could be much like a video game. Everything would be SO simple in life. To start of with, if you need money you would just go down to the local forest, kill a few monsters and come back and sell their loot to anybody that wanted it.
Killing some poor little thing
Now, unlike the real world, you can ALWAYS sell your stuff. Sometimes, people don’t want to buy it, so you just go to a NPC and they will just buy it from you, without question, without reason and hell, without even using the bloody thing.

The Cat’s Diary – One day, one day …. 

Cat's Diary

DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs next time. In an attempt to disgust and repulse them, I again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. (Note-to-self: I think I’ll try urinating under their bed, too. Wonder how long it’ll take them to find it?)

Her Diary and His Diary 

Her Diary
Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a
bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment.

Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we
could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was
wrong – he said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my fault that he was
upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

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